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Anyone got snoring stories? My wife says I wake her up but she
sometimes stops me from getting to sleep. She has the loudest
most bassiest snores I ever heard. She has been know to set off
the train alarms on our nearby train run. There have been several
gravitational wave readings by the LIGO centered on our town and
I think it likely it comes from her larynx. It seems to be producing
relativistic effects from the power of it. I try to block it with pillows
only to find the pillows conduct it even better through bone
conduction. It vibrates the whole bed which seems to have a
resonant frequency in common with her snores.

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I snore loudly. The old lady gently. But, our dog howls in his sleep! No kidding. I guess he's dreaming but he'll howl very loudly for anywhere from 3-7 seconds. Long and mournfully. Two or three howls in a row. Loud enough to jolt us from our sleep. 😲

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I snore loudly. The old lady gently. But, our dog howls in his sleep! No kidding. I guess he's dreaming but he'll howl very loudly for anywhere from 3-7 seconds. Long and mournfully. Two or three howls in a row. Loud enough to jolt us from our sleep. 😲
You should send him to a dog psychoanalyst. His disturbed sleep may be caused by a difficult puppyhood and unsolved problems with his father.

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You should have pigs, then you know what a real snore is! Especially when you here a snore symphony from three pigs.

(note: I don't sleep next to my three piggies)

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you mean you sleep with them then leave, thats why us men get bad reputations!!!

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Rubs vicks vapour rub on your chest before going to sleep.

(wash your hands afterwards)

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I've been told I snore really loud. But I don't believe it.
Because...if I snored that loud, then surely I'd wake myself up!!!

HA!

Elementary my dear RHP'ers...

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Talking in Bed

Talking in bed ought to be easiest,
Lying together there goes back so far,
An emblem of two people being honest.

Yet more and more time passes silently.
Outside, the wind's incomplete unrest
Builds and disperses clouds about the sky,

And dark towns heap up on the horizon.
None of this cares for us. Nothing shows why
At this unique distance from isolation

It becomes still more difficult to find
Words at once true and kind,
Or not untrue and not unkind.

Philip Larkin, 1960

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I onced rented a cottage on a farm. You should hear cows in the middle of the night... holy hell they are loud specially when they are horny and are separated from the herd! Kept me up most nights.

My x used to snore a bit, I found a nice playful nudge onto the floor used to make it stop... could be she was concussed.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Anyone got snoring stories? My wife says I wake her up but she
sometimes stops me from getting to sleep. She has the loudest
most bassiest snores I ever heard. She has been know to set off
the train alarms on our nearby train run. There have been several
gravitational wave readings by the LIGO centered on our town and
I think it likely it comes from he ...[text shortened]... It vibrates the whole bed which seems to have a
resonant frequency in common with her snores.
Gently pinch the snorer's nose, blocking the nostrils. The snorer will unconsciously adjust their breathing pattern and stop snoring.
Works every time.

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Originally posted by c99ux
Gently pinch the snorer's nose, blocking the nostrils. The snorer will unconsciously adjust their breathing pattern and stop snoring.
Works every time.
Wouldn't work with my wife, she wakes up at the drop of a hat.
She would probably karate chop my throat besides🙂

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Anyone got snoring stories? My wife says I wake her up but she
sometimes stops me from getting to sleep. She has the loudest
most bassiest snores I ever heard. She has been know to set off
the train alarms on our nearby train run. There have been several
gravitational wave readings by the LIGO centered on our town and
I think it likely it comes from he ...[text shortened]... It vibrates the whole bed which seems to have a
resonant frequency in common with her snores.
My wife snores soo loud that one night her basset hound was standing on her chest barking at her.

WoooooooWoo

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
My wife snores soo loud that one night her basset hound was standing on her chest barking at her.

WoooooooWoo
Wow, when I first read it I thought it said her BREAST was on her
chest and barking!

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I usually find a kick helps.