So 2016...?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Eat a bag of dicks.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eat%20a%20bag%20of%20dicks

http://shipabagofdicks.com/

https://dicksbymail.com/




Nice to see the Hand is still around.

Nice to see the Hand is still around.

I love you to sugar. When are you going to come to terms with your undeniable attraction to me? We've been flirting for a decade now.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I love you to sugar. When are you going to come to terms with your undeniable attraction to me? We've been flirting for a decade now.

She doesn't like angry old bastards. You are getting older every day, one more wrinkle showing today, got to see the plastic surgeon again.