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My friend works for the government. I can't say what government, since I was sworn to secrecy. Anyway, he is the guy that maneuvers a large fleet of satellites from an invisible VAIO laptop. I was skeptic to say the least, but he showed it to me and told me to close my eyes... the way you make it invisible is top secret. When I opened my eyes, the laptop was GONE!
He is also training to be a jet fighter. Not a pilot... An actual jet fighter!~ I can't say much on that subject either, so please forgive me. If you see a jet in the sky going abnormally fast chances are it's either him or one of the other 4 guys in training. They are all top athletes (Mountain biking, snow boarders, and break dancers for the most part) who have been specially selected for the program.
Once he's completed his jet fighter training he hopes to become a spaceship and will probably break the speed of light if he can save enough funds to buy one of those scientific calculators that does sin and cos sin as well as a % symbol.
He's also got some special insight on time travel, having traveled back in time to kill himself at the age of 8 (he was 12 when he did this) and became captain of his little league team. You can travel back in time and kill yourself, but you need to stick around and do everything over.
Anyway, do you have a friend as cool as this? Not sure why I bother to ask, because you don't.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitI love how you sound like a ten year old when you tell a story.
My friend works for the government. I can't say what government, since I was sworn to secrecy. Anyway, he is the guy that maneuvers a large fleet of satellites from an invisible VAIO laptop. I was skeptic to say the least, but he showed it to me and told me to close my eyes... the way you make it invisible is top secret. When I opened my eyes, the lap ...[text shortened]... you have a friend as cool as this? Not sure why I bother to ask, because you don't.
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And thanks for not revealing my coolness to everyone in this story, blabbermouth.
Originally posted by PhlabibitKewl!
My friend works for the government. I can't say what government, since I was sworn to secrecy. Anyway, he is the guy that maneuvers a large fleet of satellites from an invisible VAIO laptop. I was skeptic to say the least, but he showed it to me and told me to close my eyes... the way you make it invisible is top secret. When I opened my eyes, the lap ...[text shortened]... you have a friend as cool as this? Not sure why I bother to ask, because you don't.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitSometimes I wish VR was my friend. He would beat up your friend any day... and he is richer too.
My friend works for the government. I can't say what government, since I was sworn to secrecy. Anyway, he is the guy that maneuvers a large fleet of satellites from an invisible VAIO laptop. I was skeptic to say the least, but he showed it to me and told me to close my eyes... the way you make it invisible is top secret. When I opened my eyes, the lap ...[text shortened]... you have a friend as cool as this? Not sure why I bother to ask, because you don't.
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Originally posted by KeggeNuh-unh. A jet fighter would beat up him, like, 20 twenty times before he even could say "I'm VR, who are yeh...ow!!" and then BA-DUJSH!!! he'd, like, he'd get hit RIGHT THERE even. Don't you even THINK, stupidhead? 😠
Sometimes I wish VR was my friend. He would beat up your friend any day... and he is richer too.
Originally posted by PBE6invisible laptops are way cooler than jet fighters, you could take em to school with you and cheat on tests and stuff. plus if you get bored you can watch invisible movies on it.
Nuh-unh. A jet fighter would beat up him, like, 20 twenty times before he even could say "I'm VR, who are yeh...ow!!" and then BA-DUJSH!!! he'd, like, he'd get hit RIGHT THERE even. Don't you even THINK, stupidhead? 😠
Originally posted by duecerWell it was the Yanks who invented the Stealth bomber. Unfortunately, it crashed and you couldn't find it. I mean, for God's sake..... the Russians are flying all over your country unseen.
invisible laptops are way cooler than jet fighters, you could take em to school with you and cheat on tests and stuff. plus if you get bored you can watch invisible movies on it.
I cheated in tests, but was caught once by a believer in God. I was expelled from my meta-physics exam for reading my mate's brain! 😉
Originally posted by mikelomOH MY GOD!~ I've just added you to my buddy list.
Well it was the Yanks who invented the Stealth bomber. Unfortunately, it crashed and you couldn't find it. I mean, for God's sake..... the Russians are flying all over your country unseen.
I cheated in tests, but was caught once by a believer in God. I was expelled from my meta-physics exam for reading my mate's brain! 😉
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Originally posted by PhlabibitJust give this to me please.
😉
😲
or
😠
Whatever makes more sense.
Very hard piece. Try and give each note its proper length. I'm sorry about some
of the fingerings, but they were impossible to change without re-writing the
piece...any feedback appreciated.
Tuning - 6th string tuned down to D.
-----------------------|-10-8-6---------------------------|-------------------
-3----6----10----15----|---------10---------------------8-|-------------------
-----------------------|--0---------12----9-9-10---9-9-10-|-------10-9----9---
-----------------------|---------11----12--------8--------|-------------7-----
-----------------------|----------------------------------|-10----------------
-----------------------|----------------------------------|-------------------
------------9-9--10--|---8-8-6-6--5-5-----------------3-|-3-1-1-0-------------
-------6-10----------|----------------8-8-6-6-5-5-6-6---|---------5-3-3-2-2---
-7-6-7---------------|-0-------6--------7-------3-------|-0-------2-----------
-----0---------------|----------------------------------|-----------------0---
---------------------|----------------------------------|---------------------
---------------------|----------------------------------|---------------------
------|-10-7------------10-10--8-7-7--8--|-8-5-----------8-8---------5--6-----
-3----|------9----3----------------------|-----7---------------11-10----------
------|--------10---4------10--9-7-7--9--|-------8-5-------8----0----6--7-----
------|--9------------6-----7------------|-7---7-----7-4-------12-11----------
------|----------------------------0-----|-----------------10-----------------
------|----------------------------------|---------------------------5--------
-6-3-----------3-3--1-0-0--1--|----------------10-10--9-7-7--9--|-5----0-1-0--
-----5-2---------5--3-2-2--3--|---------------------------------|------2-3-2--
-0-------3--------------------|----------------10-10--9-7-7--9--|-------------
-----------5-----0--0-0-------|-----------3-6------7--7---------|-------------
-------------4----------------|-------2-5---------------0-0-----|-------------
------------------------0-----|-0-3-6---------------------------|-------------
-5-3---1---0-1-0-5-3-----|---6----5---3----1---0--------------|---------------
-----5-3---2-3-2-----5-6-|-5--------3---2----3---0--3---1-----|------0-1-0-5--
-0-4-----2-------0-3---7-|-6---6-----------------1----2---3-2-|------1-2-1----
-------------------------|-7---5----3---2----0---2----3-------|-2----------0--
-------------------------|------------------------------------|---------------
-------------------------|------------------------------------|---------------
-----------------------|---0-1-0---0-1-0---0-1-0---0-1-0-|---------5-------5--
-3-------------5-----1-|-0-----------------------0-------|---5-6-5---5-6-5----
---4-5---4-5-4---7-4-2-|-1-------1-------2---------------|-5-------5-------3--
-3---7---6-7-6-0-3-----|-2-------0---------------0-------|---------5----------
-------7---------------|-----------------3-------2-------|-0------------------
-----------------------|---------------------------------|--------------------
-------5-------|-5-------5----------7-8-10-8-7------|----8---------7--------1-
-3-5-3---------|-6---------------0-------------10-9-|-10---9-10----------0----
-------5-5-7-5-|---4-5-4---2-4-2-----------9-7------|----------------8-9-2----
---------------|-0---------------0-------------10-6-|-7---------7--------0----
-------7-------|---------------------------7--------|-0-----------------------
---------------|------------------------------------|-----------10------------
-0-----------|------------------------------------|-------0-------------------
---3---------|-1-------------------3----1-0-------|---------1-----0-----------
-----5-4-2-4-|----2----2-4-----5-4-5--2---------7-|-5-4-2-----4-2---5---------
-----2-------|------1------2------------0---2-----|---------0---2--------7----
-------------|------------------------------------|-----3------------------6--
-------------|---------------6----------------6---|-7-------------------------
----------|------------------------------------|------8------------7----------
----------|---3---1-0--------3-------5-3-1-0-3-|--------9-10------------------
--------5-|-4-5----------------5-4---5-4-2-1-4-|-5-------------------9-10-----
--9-------|---7-1--------2---------7---1---2---|-7-----------7----------------
----7-----|------------------------3-----------|-0----------------------------
------6---|----------------5---7---------------|-------------10---------------
------3-----------------|------8------------7-----------3-----------------|---
-0----------------3-----|--------9-10--------------0---------------3------|---
-2------4-5---------2-1-|---------------------9-10-2------4-5--------2-1--|---
-0----------2-----------|-7-----------7------------0----------2-----------|---
------------------------|-0-----------------------------------------------|---
------------------------|-------------10----------------------------------|---
CV_____________________
---------------------------------|-------------------|------------7-----------
---------------------------------|-------------------|------5-7-5-----5-------
-2-4-5-----4-2-1-2---------2---1-|-1--2---2----------|--------------7---7-6---
-------2-3---------2-3-----------|--------2----------|------------------------
-0---3---5---2---3-----5-3---2---|-0----0------------|------------------------
---------------------0---2---2---|-------------------|-7----------6-------7---
_______________________________
-------7-------|---5-7-5---5-7-5------7------3-5-3-|-2----------2-2-----------
-5-7-5-----5---|-------------------10---10-5-------|--------------5-----3-----
---------7---7-|-6-------6-------7-----------------|------2-4-2---2-4-2-------
---------------|---------5-------7-----------------|-0------------------------
---------------|-----------------9---------4-------|------------3-------2-----
-------6-------|-7---------------------------------|--------------------------
---------------|-----------------10-7------------10-|-10--8-7-7--8--8---------
-------3-3-----|-----------0----------9-------------|-----------------10-7----
-0-2-0---5-----|-4-------4-2------------10-7--------|-10--9-7-7--9---------8--
---------4-5-4-|---2-3-2---0-2-0-------------9-6----|-7-------------7---------
-------0-------|-----------------7------------------|---------0---------------
---------------|-5-------3--------------------------|-------------------------
-------8-|-8--6-5-5--6--6-3-------------|----------------------------10-|-----
---------|--------2--3------5-----------|-1----------------------3-6----|-----
-5-------|-8--7-6-------------5-3-----3-|-3--2-0-0--2----------4--------|-----
---7-----|-5------------5---------5-2---|-3----------------0-3----------|-----
-----9---|------------------------------|----------------2--------------|-----
---------|--------5---------------------|--------3-----5----------------|-----
-7--10-10----7--8---------------10-|-7--10-10----7--8--5-3-----3-------|------
-------13-13----------------3-6----|-------13-13-----------------6-5---|------
-10-10-10-9--7--9---------4--------|-10-10-10-9--7--9------------3-6-7-|------
----------------------0-3----------|-------------------------2-5-------|------
--------------------2--------------|---------------------1-4---------7-|------
------------------5----------------|-------------------5---------------|------
------0------5-3-------------|------0------------10-----------6-----|---------
----5-3-3--3-----------6-5-3-|----5-3-3--3--3-------9-10------------|---------
-6--0-0-6--------------3-5---|-6--0-0-6------------------7------6-7-|---------
-5----3-3--3-------2-5-----2-|-5----3-3--3--3-----------------------|---------
--------7------1-4-----------|--------7------------------8----------|---------
-------------5---------------|--------------------------------------|---------
CV_____________________
-------------------------10-----------6-----|----------------------------5-3--
------5-6-8-8-6-5-----------9-10------------|------5-6-8-8-6-5---5-----6------
-7----------7-----7-6------------7------6-7-|-7----------7-----7-----6-7-0-3--
-5----------6-------------------------------|-5----------6---------7----------
---------------------------------8----------|---------------------------------
--------------------7-----------------------|--------------------7------------
-----|-5-------5-3-----5-------5-3-----|-0-6----5---3---1-1-----------------|-
-5-6-|---5-6-5-----5-6---5-6-5-----5-6-|----------3---2-----3---3-5---------|-
---7-|---6-7-6...
Originally posted by mikelomI want to hear it.
Just give this to me please.
Very hard piece. Try and give each note its proper length. I'm sorry about some
of the fingerings, but they were impossible to change without re-writing the
piece...any feedback appreciated.
Tuning - 6th string tuned down to D.
-----------------------|-10-8-6---------------------------|-------------------
-3----6----1 ...[text shortened]... -6-|---5-6-5-----5-6---5-6-5-----5-6-|----------3---2-----3---3-5---------|-
---7-|---6-7-6...