So What Did I Miss Then Huh?

Originally posted by Frank Burns
But some filthy Canadian stole my bong.

Darv? The swine.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Good thanks. Did you get into some bad cat food Tim?

I spent a year living round the back of Tesco, living on leftover pre-packed sandwiches. Enjoyable. Before that I spent a couple of weeks posing as a (female) hooker in the park down the road from my mother's.

I lost a couple of months somewhere too. I'm trying to piece it together. I've a letter from a public library in Rhode Island threatening me for overdue fines totalling $12,000, chlamydia and a tattoo of Charlize Theron on my chest.

Thanks for asking GBS. What you been up to dude?

Originally posted by darvlay
Weren't you the moderator of this forum that had an unprovoked meltdown?

I missed you.

No, you're thinking of Phlabibit. My meltdown was provoked, actually.

Missed you too, big guy.

Originally posted by catfoodtim
I spent a year living round the back of Tesco, living on leftover pre-packed sandwiches. Enjoyable. Before that I spent a couple of weeks posing as a (female) hooker in the park down the road from my mother's.

I lost a couple of months somewhere too. I'm trying to piece it together. I've a letter from a public library in Rhode Island threatening ...[text shortened]... nd a tattoo of Charlize Theron on my chest.

Thanks for asking GBS. What you been up to dude?

That's quite a story. I see a book/movie in it.
Well compared to your year mine was quite tame although I too got a tattoo but not of any actress but of Tattoo and I had it done on my back. It was supposed to be a picture of the Queen (Elizabeth) but the person who did it didn't speak English very well and all he understood was Tattoo. What can ya do eh?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
That's quite a story. I see a book/movie in it.
Well compared to your year mine was quite tame although I too got a tattoo but not of any actress but of Tattoo and I had it done on my back. It was supposed to be a picture of the Queen (Elizabeth) but the person who did it didn't speak English very well and all he understood was Tattoo. What can ya do eh?

I tell you what you can do. You can post a photo of it.

There has to be a word game in here somewhere.


Hey buddy. How's the old Sod treatin you?

I'd like a link, please.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
I'd like a link, please.

Here you go

YouTube

Can't we all just not get along?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
That's quite a story. I see a book/movie in it.
Well compared to your year mine was quite tame although I too got a tattoo but not of any actress but of Tattoo and I had it done on my back. It was supposed to be a picture of the Queen (Elizabeth) but the person who did it didn't speak English very well and all he understood was Tattoo. What can ya do eh?

At least it's not on your butt.

Originally posted by catfoodtim
Hello everybody. I used to be somebody. I used to be SOMEBODY. I USED TO BE A SOMEBODY. Now I'm back, straightened out, and ready to face the world again. I got my ship* together.

How have you all been?

*t

The only thing you missed was

Originally posted by catfoodtim
Hello everybody. I used to be somebody. I used to be SOMEBODY. I USED TO BE A SOMEBODY. Now I'm back, straightened out, and ready to face the world again. I got my ship* together.

How have you all been?

*t

Been good, still all here, nearly lost part of me a while back. WB CFT

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Been good, still all here, nearly lost part of me a while back. WB CFT

Wet Bucks Can't Fart Tonite?

Originally posted by catfoodtim
I spent a year living round the back of Tesco, living on leftover pre-packed sandwiches.

Try Waitrose. Location location location.

Originally posted by Suzianne
At least it's not on your butt.

That's another story/tattoo altogether.