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Soapy Plight of the Wealthy

Soapy Plight of the Wealthy

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As I was mashing a couple of broken pieces of soap together in an attempt to salvage a usable piece, it occured to me that Russ and Chris, with their considerable wealth, are unlikely to have to deal with such a problem. I imagine that every time Russ steps in to the shower to soap up his jumblies, rather than a thin, broken and cracked remanant, he grasps a brand new, fresh sented bar that has been carefully selected and placed by his 'soap guy'.

Do you think that the super wealthy get a new bar of soap everyday or just once a week or so? How wealthy do you have to be to merit not running a bar to its cracked and broken end?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
As I was mashing a couple of broken pieces of soap together in an attempt to salvage a usable piece, it occured to me that Russ and Chris, with their considerable wealth, are unlikely to have to deal with such a problem. I imagine that every time Russ steps in to the shower to soap up his jumblies, rather than a thin, broken and cracked remanant, he ...[text shortened]... r so? How wealthy do you have to be to merit not running a bar to its cracked and broken end?
why do you waste your life worrying about what the rich folks do?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
As I was mashing a couple of broken pieces of soap together in an attempt to salvage a usable piece, it occured to me that Russ and Chris, with their considerable wealth, are unlikely to have to deal with such a problem. I imagine that every time Russ steps in to the shower to soap up his jumblies, rather than a thin, broken and cracked remanant, he ...[text shortened]... r so? How wealthy do you have to be to merit not running a bar to its cracked and broken end?
Thrift is the genie in a bottle of any wealthy person. Its not just squeezing the bits of soap together, its getting your soap guy to justify his keep by getting them to rummage through your neighbors weekly garbage to make sure you never run out.

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Originally posted by generalissimo
why do you waste your life worrying about what the rich folks do?
Think of the number of Mexican children that could have much improved lives with all the semi-used/salvaged soap bars. There is a significant potential industry in the collection of barely used soap from both the rich and fancy hotels. This salvaged soap could be reformed into 'new' bars and shipped to the third world. Think of joy a new bar of fresh soap could bring to a small Mexican village.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Think of the number of Mexican children that could have much improved lives with all the semi-used/salvaged soap bars. There is a significant potential industry in the collection of barely used soap from both the rich and fancy hotels. This salvaged soap could be reformed into 'new' bars and shipped to the third world. Think of joy a new bar of fresh soap could bring to a small Mexican village.
I know what you mean, but if you have the money, you don't really care about those things.

And you can't force them to do that, but I guess its worth trying to tell them what they could do in order to help the less fortunate.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Think of the number of Mexican children that could have much improved lives with all the semi-used/salvaged soap bars. There is a significant potential industry in the collection of barely used soap from both the rich and fancy hotels. This salvaged soap could be reformed into 'new' bars and shipped to the third world. Think of joy a new bar of fresh soap could bring to a small Mexican village.
Brazilians need soap much more than Mexicans... so I've heard.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Brazilians need soap much more than Mexicans... so I've heard.
only the poor.

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Originally posted by generalissimo
I know what you mean, but if you have the money, you don't really care about those things.

And you can't force them to do that, but I guess its worth trying to tell them what they could do in order to help the less fortunate.
I envision small, ornamental, used soap collection containers. These would appear in every hotel, Russ's bathroom and the bathrooms of other obscenely wealthy people. Each container would have a tasteful Soapy Heart Logo. Every week or so a collection representative would come by and take the soap residuals from the containers. This would become a Green service that we can get endorsed by movie stars, the EPA and Greenpeace.

I've dreamed a dream...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Every week or so a collection representative would come by and take the soap residuals from the containers. This would become a Green service that we can get endorsed by movie stars, the EPA and Greenpeace.
So in a sense to be someone in this world you have to be a contributing soap suds sub?

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Originally posted by kmax87
So in a sense to be someone in this world you have to be a contributing soap suds sub?
You tell me.

We can all only try.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I envision small, ornamental, used soap collection containers. These would appear in every hotel, Russ's bathroom and the bathrooms of other obscenely wealthy people. Each container would have a tasteful Soapy Heart Logo. Every week or so a collection representative would come by and take the soap residuals from the containers. This would become a ...[text shortened]... that we can get endorsed by movie stars, the EPA and Greenpeace.

I've dreamed a dream...
they already have those. not with the logo, tho. they have plastic beads in the bottom that melt the soap somehow. i think the containers have a standard liquid soap pump and nozzle that let you pump out and use the liquid. been a while since i've seen one, tho.

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in the old days they used to save up all the small used/ cracked bars
and melt them down to make new ones. i tried it out once as a kid using a saucepan to melt them. a credit crunch busting idea?

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Originally posted by eamon o
in the old days they used to save up all the small used/ cracked bars
and melt them down to make new ones. i tried it out once as a kid using a saucepan to melt them. a credit crunch busting idea?
I have a better idea, gather up old bars of cracked and broken soap, grind them up into a uniform size and stuff a good handful into an old sweat sock (no holes and tied up at the end). In each small Mexican village you can hang the soap sock on a piece of string neat their communal faucet. To was their hands they just get the soap sock slightly wet and rub their hands on it.

I thought of this idea while watching a movie with Charlize Theron in it. HAWT!

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Surely this is a topic for debate?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Brazilians need soap much more than Mexicans... so I've heard.
Hahaha