Socialism explained

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
a right in candidate (me)

Or, even better, a left in candidate.

The post that was quoted here has been removed

Oh no! Why?

Originally posted by Sunburnt
I had a good laugh over this and I really enjoyed the "Feminism Explained" and "Crime and Punishment Explained videos.

Where is the "Atheists Explained" video?!!!

I could not find an "Atheist Explained" video. However, I posted this a while back in the Spritual forum. Hope you get a laugh or two.

You might be a fundy atheist if:

1. Your only knowledge of the Bible comes from verses with the words, "smite", "bowels", "touching", and "hell fire" in them.

2. When someone says God bless you, you make them take it back.

3. You think that Jesus camps are indoctrination, but feel that the new atheist camps are liberating influences that stimulate free thinking.

4. You reject anything that does not follow the scientific method. Therefore, you reject anything and everyone that is not logical or reasonable. However, you do note that having to give up women, as a result of your new life quest, has caused unplanned agitation and frustration.

5. You call a veiw held by a small percetage of the world population as "common sense".

6. You believe that life came from nonlife, but then refuse to believe that anyone has ever been raised from the dead.

7. You believe that the American forefathers who framed the Constitution were staunch diests and not Christians. However, when they are beating slaves they suddenly become Bible beating fundamentalists.

8. You use a small "g" when using God or an "X" in place of the name Christ, but you proudly spout off the planets using capital letters which were named after Roman gods.

9. You think marriage is an obsolete fundy institution...except when it comes to homosexuals.

10. You believe that gender roles are the product of Christian patriarchy, but homosexuals were just born that way.

11. You call a Christian a "Pauline". You say this with the knowledge that all religion is evil, except when discussing the man named Jesus Christ. After all, he is a "good" guy...not that "good" actually exists. In addition, Jesus is misunderstood. He never really meant all that stuff about God.

12. You think it is cruel of God for killing all those babies in the great flood but then turn around and say that Christians are cruel for opposing women's right to abort their unborn children.

13. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for you to have fun or be happy.

14. You believe that extra dippy ice cream is a logical proof against the existence of God because an omniscent God would know how to stop ice cream from being extra dippy. An omnipotent God would have the ability to stop ice cream from being extra dippy, and by golly, an omnibenevolent God would not want your ice cream to be extra dippy.

15. You spend the day drowsy and miserable. Why? Its because you spend the majority of your nights trying to scratch out the words, "In God we trust" on all your money.

16. You believe in Marxfreudanddarwinism.

17. You believe in the therapy of sin.

18. You believe all religions are basically the same....except for differing about creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.

19. You believe that after death comes nothing, because when you ask the dead what happens, they say nothing. However, if death is not the end, if the dead have indeed lied, then it is compulsary for everyone to go to heaven....unless you are Hitler, Stalin, or Genghis Kahn.

20. You believe that mankind is essentially good, it is only their behavoir that lets them down. This is the fault of society. Society is the fault of conditions. Conditions are the fault of society.

Originally posted by FMF
Please. Please. Make whodey feel at home here.

Its OK. After all, anyone who brings up both religion and politics, which are essentially often one in the same, in the same thread is just asking for it!!! 😀

So bring it on!! 😠

Originally posted by whodey
Its OK. After all, anyone who brings up both religion and politics, which are essentially often one in the same, in the same thread is just asking for it!!!

Take part of it to Spirituality and part of it to Debates, spanky!

Originally posted by Seitse
So, if my encouraging thread citing the Bible was taken
to Spirituality because of an anal retentive, why is this
thread not in debates?!

I mean, it is political, isn't it?

Gee, I miss the old moderators. The new crew sucks.

Are you going to go all Frank Burns on me because of this?

Originally posted by Palynka
Are you going to go all Frank Burns on me because of this?

I didn't get all anal retentive in the first place.

Are you paid by RHP to keep the order or what?

Originally posted by Seitse
I didn't get all anal retentive in the first place.

Are you paid by RHP to keep the order or what?

Hi! 🙂

Originally posted by Seitse
The "Hi! 🙂" attack doesn't work on me, sorry.

By the way, you forgot to alert and make a fuzz
regarding my other "Bible thread"...

Thread 138773

Do you think drums are romantic, Seitse?

Originally posted by Seitse
Hey, I do [b]not appreciate the nude pics you sent me.

I am blocking you and reporting you now![/b]

Can I have the pics back then? 😳

Originally posted by Palynka
Can I have the pics back then? 😳

No!

Originally posted by Seitse
So, if my encouraging thread citing the Bible was taken
to Spirituality because of an anal retentive, why is this
thread not in debates?!

I mean, it is political, isn't it?

Gee, I miss the old moderators. The new crew sucks.

I thought about the debate section by it really is just a humorous thread. What is there to debate? Maybe we could debate how clever and funny it is.

You people need a humorous forum!! 😠