Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He doesn't believe in dogs.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.
What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
A pet degree.
What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
A watch dog.
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
What kind of dog floats in the air?
An Airedale.
What do you get if an Airedale floats too close to the sun?
A hot dog.
What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out?
In pup tents.
Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The out side.
Why did the little boy name his dog Computer?
Because it came with lots of bytes.
😀
Originally posted by bambeeGood grief.
Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He doesn't believe in dogs.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't mat ...[text shortened]... de.
Why did the little boy name his dog Computer?
Because it came with lots of bytes.
😀
That was the most excrutiatingly painful 5 minutes of reading I've ever had to suffer.
5 minutes I hear you say? 5 whole bloody minutes?
Yes, I had to go back three times to make sure that I wasn't missing something.
I ain't. You ain't. We ain't.
It is quite clear: This is one of the worst list of jokes I've ever had the misfortune to stumble over.
Well done.
Originally posted by shavixmirlol, it was worth listing them then. 😉 Five minutes is still a long time though !!
Good grief.
That was the most excrutiatingly painful 5 minutes of reading I've ever had to suffer.
5 minutes I hear you say? 5 whole bloody minutes?
Yes, I had to go back three times to make sure that I wasn't missing something.
I ain't. You ain't. We ain't.
It is quite clear: This is one of the worst list of jokes I've ever had the misfortune to stumble over.
Well done.
