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  1. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
    Boston Lad
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    13 Mar '13 08:111 edit
    Some People Say the Darndest Things

    "Bobby, you need to become more ordinary." ~Steve & Vinette, Las Vegas, 100 years ago

    Any comments your stand up friends have made that caught your attention and stuck?

    (lol)
  2. Joined
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    13 Mar '13 09:46
    Not that I can recall right now but -

    "Kids say the darndest things:

    - My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome. (Carolyn, age 8)"
  3. Dublin Ireland
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    13 Mar '13 10:32
    A friend of mine used to go to his wife's mother's house
    every Sunday for dinner and they used to bring along their
    4 year old son.

    Each time they got home the husband said to his wife
    I'm sick of it. She makes me sick with her new suite
    of furniture and her new carpet and her new curtains
    and her new kitchen and her husband's new promotion
    making out that he is better than me. I'm sick of it
    and I'm not going over there anymore.

    Of course next Sunday, where were they?
    Exactly, in the mother in law's house and the adults
    were talking when suddenly the 4 year old grandchild
    who was examining the couch pulled on his fathers
    pants and said,


    Daddy, it doesn't make me sick.
  4. Subscribershortcircuit
    The Energizer
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    13 Mar '13 14:22
    People are funny critters too!! Remember this by Walt Garrison??

    YouTube
  5. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
    Boston Lad
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    13 Mar '13 15:12
    Originally posted by shortcircuit

    People are funny critters too!! Remember this by Walt Garrison??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVB2bK-ioRw
    If I owned a team, you'd be on it!
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