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Sicilian Sausage

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Phone call at work today
-Hello Jimmy it’s Mary again.
-Hello Mary.
-Jimmy, do you have any properties ion Levenshulme.
-I gave you the phone number for our Levenshulme location yesterday.
-Oh did you? Oh, is it 0161 798 ####?
-No that’s my phone number you’ve just called me on now.
-Can you give it me again?
-I’m not in my office at the moment so I don’t have it to hand
-Just let me get a pen
-Okay, what is it?
Mary, I’m not in my office, I’ll have to phone you back when I’m in my office. Okay

-Hello Mary. I have the phone number here.
-Do they have any one or two bed apartments available in Levenshulme?
-I don’t know, you will have to phone them, let me give you the number.
-Whereabouts is it?
-It’s called Moseley Court
-How do you spell that?
-M-O-S-E-L-E-Y
-M-O-F-A?
-No Mary it’s M-O-S-E-L-E-Y Court
-Okay I’ve got that
-It’s on Moseley Road
-How do you spell that?
-M-O-S-E
-M-O-F-G
-No Mary it’s M-O-S-E-L-E-Y Road. Moseley Road
-Okay yes, whereabouts is that?
-In Levenshulme.
-How do you spell that?
-L-E-V-E-N-S-H-U-L-M-E
-The phone number is 0161 221 #### You Want to Speak to the Manager there she is called Mrs **** ****
-Okay Jimmy. What’s the waiting list like there? Is it long
-I don’t know Mary, you will have to phone them. I only have the phone number and address on my computer.
-Okay, my son wants to speak to you.
-Hello?
-Hello. Do you have any properties in Levenshulme?
-Yes. I’ve just given the phone number to your mother. You will have to phone to find out more info.
-Do they have an apartment for me?
-How old are you? Are you 55?
- I’m 42.
-You have to be 55 to move in.
-Have you got a flat for me though?
-Unless you move in with your mother and she is over 55, no I’m sorry.
-What happens if I move in with her and she dies or something? Can I carry on living there?
-Um that’s kind of complicated. You could have right to succeed possession but it’s a very grey area and I’m not sure of all the technicalities.
-Are all your flats shared tenancy then?
-No you can live by yourself but you have to be over 55.
-How long is the waiting list?
-You will have to phone the number I gave your mother and ask them. I don’t have any of that information on my system. I just have the address and contact details.
-Do they have any one or two bed properties there?
-I’m sorry but I don’t that info to hand. You will have to phone the manager there and ask her.
-Where is the place you work then? Do you have any flats there?
-I have three available but they are all studio properties.
-Oh I don’t want a studio
-So what sort of flats is it in Levenshulme then?
-It’s retirement housing for older people.
-Okay thanks. My mother wants to speak to you again.
-Jimmy? Jimmy so what kind of flats are these in Levenshulme?
-It’s retirement flats for older people.
- Oh I don’t think I want to live in a place like that. *hangs up*

shortcircuit
master of disaster

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Just let her come live with you Jimmy.
She seems nice enough!!

Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Just let her come live with you Jimmy.
She seems nice enough!!
If not forgetful....which can have it's rewards.

shortcircuit
master of disaster

funny farm

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
If not forgetful....which can have it's rewards.
You forgot to renew your sub. πŸ˜›

Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
You forgot to renew your sub. πŸ˜›
I'll get in touch with her. We do have something in common.

shortcircuit
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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I'll get in touch with her. We do have something in common.
Neither of you are members at RHP.
You are both forgetful.

There's two things right there !!

Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Neither of you are members at RHP.
You are both forgetful.

There's two things right there !!
And counting.

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Neither of you are members at RHP.
You are both forgetful.

There's two things right there !!
Sub snob. Piss orfff.

shortcircuit
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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Sub snob. Piss orfff.
Non-sub scum. Bite me!!

Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Non-sub scum. Bite me!!
As a proud non-sub scum I take umbrage.

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Non-sub scum. Bite me!!
Put your finger in my mouth. Go on, I dare thee!

Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Put your finger in my mouth. Go on, I dare thee!
You tell 'im girl.

Sicilian Sausage

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You tell 'im girl.
Stop telling me what to do 😠

Very Rusty
Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Stop telling me what to do 😠
It seems you ALWAYS have your panties in a bunch.

Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
It seems you ALWAYS have your panties in a bunch.
Please tell me that doesn't excite you.😲

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