Go back
Some Rules for Modern Life ?

Some Rules for Modern Life ?

General

Vote Up
Vote Down

1) IF YOU ARE A NECROPHILIAC SADOMASOCHIST WHO ENJOYS BESTIALITY, YOU MAY AS WELL GIVE IT UP.
YOU'RE FLOGGING A DEAD HORSE...

2) MUFFIN THE MULE IS A SEXUAL OFFENCE,

3) MUFFIN THE MULE IS NOT A SEXUAL OFFENCE IN ALABAMA...

4) ALABAMA IS JUST A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX...

Vote Up
Vote Down

Thanks for clearing that up.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by GingerMinger

3) MUFFIN THE MULE IS NOT A SEXUAL OFFENCE IN ALABAMA...
tell me when are you going to ALABAMA.😕

Vote Up
Vote Down

Don't smoke in bed

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by GingerMinger
1) IF YOU ARE A NECROPHILIAC SADOMASOCHIST WHO ENJOYS BESTIALITY, YOU MAY AS WELL GIVE IT UP.
YOU'RE FLOGGING A DEAD HORSE...

2) MUFFIN THE MULE IS A SEXUAL OFFENCE,

3) MUFFIN THE MULE IS NOT A SEXUAL OFFENCE IN ALABAMA...

4) ALABAMA IS JUST A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX...
I thought everything was a sexual offense in Alabama.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by rwingett
I thought everything was a sexual offense in Alabama.
Well...
Besides brother-sister weddings that is...

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by GingerMinger
1) IF YOU ARE A NECROPHILIAC SADOMASOCHIST WHO ENJOYS BESTIALITY, YOU MAY AS WELL GIVE IT UP.
YOU'RE FLOGGING A DEAD HORSE...

2) MUFFIN THE MULE IS A SEXUAL OFFENCE,

3) MUFFIN THE MULE IS NOT A SEXUAL OFFENCE IN ALABAMA...

4) ALABAMA IS JUST A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX...
thank you. that sure puts a new face my Lynard Skynard collection.😕


Sweet Home glitch in the matrix.
where the vets are sick of draining jism out of horses arses ???


you do realise that the matrix is a film, right?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by rwingett
I thought everything was a sexual offense in Alabama.
only in front of the cops! =)

Vote Up
Vote Down

you do realise that the matrix is a film, right?[/b]
Are we not living in the Truman Show..?
Or did my win over ItsYouThatIAdore just go to my head..?

& I only just made it out of Alabama in the nick of time before before them thar' Ladies ? realised I was not yokel to these here parts..

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Blackhawk214
only in front of the cops! =)
"Well if she's good enough for their folks she's good enough for ours"