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Originally posted by Palynka
That's silly, you know?
Yes, I do.

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Originally posted by Wheely
It was the question mark at the end that led me to believe it was a question. Silly, I know, but that's just the way I view syntax sometimes.
Don't we all.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
screw that . . honesty works best for me 😀
"When I stare hungrily at you, my pants get tight and I get the urge to masturbate," for example, is not something I'd recommend saying even if it is the truth.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Don't we all.
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Originally posted by ark13
"When I stare hungrily at you, my pants get tight and I get the urge to masturbate," for example, is not something I'd recommend saying even if it is the truth.
Again, depends on the context. If you whisper it to her in a dinner at her parents' place and you change to word "masturbate" to "ravage you on top of the dinner table", it might work.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I'll make some tea.
Which form of "tea"? Remember there are many.

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Originally posted by ark13
"When I stare hungrily at you, my pants get tight and I get the urge to masturbate," for example, is not something I'd recommend saying even if it is the truth.
Red Night will weep for your soul. :'(

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Which form of "tea"? Remember there are many.
Tee

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Originally posted by Palynka
SHOCKING NEWS! Nordlys is not correcting other people's spelling mistakes. 😲
I have always only corrected a small percentage of mistakes. To correct all of them would be far too much work, and besides, people would hate me even more than they already do.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Again, depends on the context. If you whisper it to her in a dinner at her parents' place and you change to word "masturbate" to "ravage you on top of the dinner table", it might work.
haha 😀

Not with a complete stranger though. Although, for the few strangers it does work on, it provides lots of reward with little effort.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Which form of "tea"? Remember there are many.
Darjeeling.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Darjeeling.
Huge glass cup?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Darjeeling.
Yes? 😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I have always only corrected a small percentage of mistakes. To correct all of them would be far too much work, and besides, people would hate me even more than they already do.
Come on! People need your help! 😉

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Originally posted by ark13
"When I stare hungrily at you, my pants get tight and I get the urge to masturbate," for example, is not something I'd recommend saying even if it is the truth.
Thats your honesty? . . .you need to get out more bro