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This is a riddle: what gets dirtier the more you wash it?


Originally posted by moonbus
This is a riddle: what gets dirtier the more you wash it?
A wash cloth? Or "... the more you wash [with] it? Water?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A wash cloth? Or "... the more you wash [with] it? Water?
What gets dirtier the more you wash IT? Water. Hole in one.

Your turn to propose a riddle.

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Originally posted by coquette
sure, it can happen
you mean like: try to have only threads with nice posts for a day?

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Originally posted by coquette
sure, it can happen
It already ahs happened, do you remember your childhood days, when every day was new and exciting...shed your prejudices and it is happening again ๐Ÿ™‚

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Originally posted by Ponderable
It already ahs happened, do you remember your childhood days, when every day was new and exciting...shed your prejudices and it is happening again ๐Ÿ™‚
Childhood days? They still are. Aren't yours?


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Childhood days? They still are. Aren't yours?
Stees, did you know that studies have shown that the more birthday cakes you have, the longer you live?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Stees, did you know that studies have shown that the more birthday cakes you have, the longer you live?
I didn't know that GB. Thanks for the "headsup". It does make sense when you think about it doesn't it?


Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Stees, did you know that studies have shown that the more birthday cakes you have, the longer you live?
My father distributes freely his recipe to become 100 years old: "eat a bowl of soup for a hundred years."


Originally posted by Ponderable
My father distributes freely his recipe to become 100 years old: "eat a bowl of soup for a hundred years."
That's funny because my dad, who will be 99 in August, always said, "A "little drink" each day will help you last a long time."


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I didn't know that GB. Thanks for the "headsup". It does make sense when you think about it doesn't it?
Oh, yes. "It does make sense when you think about it..." Here's the bio: Many years of my life were lived in abject poverty, panhandling for a few coins for scraps of food and sleeping in corrugated boxes filled with old newspapers beneath bridges. The 'fact' that birthday cakes were so few and far between accounts for the 'fact' that Boston Lad is still in his teens...

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Originally posted by Ponderable
It already ahs happened, do you remember your childhood days, when every day was new and exciting...shed your prejudices and it is happening again ๐Ÿ™‚
how very interesting...
this is the origin of my nickname, rookie...
my personal philosophy of awakening every day to see with brand new eyes,
and treat all things seen and having never been seen before...

a new day...

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Oh, yes. "It does make sense when you think about it..." Here's the bio: Many years of my life were lived in abject poverty, panhandling for a few coins for scraps of food and sleeping in corrugated boxes filled with old newspapers beneath bridges. The 'fact' that birthday cakes were so few and far between accounts for the 'fact' that Boston Lad is still in his teens...
i find this very hard to believe...

the way you write, and interact with others, does not indicate a humble beginning...
you were born with a silver spoon jammed in yer mouth...

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Originally posted by Ponderable
My father distributes freely his recipe to become 100 years old: "eat a bowl of soup for a hundred years."
Song for Ponderable's Father

100 bowls of soup on the wall, 100 bowls of soup.
Take one down and pass it around, 99 bowls of soup on the wall.

99 bowls of soup on the wall, 99 bowls of soup.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bowls of soup on the wall.

98 bowls of soup on the wall, 98 bowls of soup.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bowls of soup on the wall.
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1 bowl of soup on the wall, 1 bowl of soup.
Take one down and pass it around, no more bowls of soup on the wall.

No more bowls of soup on the wall, no more bowls of soup.
Go to the store and buy some more, 100 bowls of soup on the wall.

100 bowls of soup on the wall, 100 bowls of soup.
Take one down and pass it around, 99 bowls of soup on the wall.

99 bowls of soup on the wall, 99 bowls of soup.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bowls of soup on the wall.

98 bowls of soup on the wall, 98 bowls of soup.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bowls of soup on the wall.
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http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/lyrics.html [Revised]

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Originally posted by Ponderable
My father distributes freely his recipe to become 100 years old: "eat a bowl of soup for a hundred years."
What, the same bowl?

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