Somewhere in NY... (tweet)

There is a Scottish man climbing on a train, destined for delicious foods, good times, and a hangover.

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Just talked to Stees on the phone, he's had lunch and is safe... for now.

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I fear my pants make me look fat.

Having a smoke, brb.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Just talked to Stees on the phone, he's had lunch and is safe... for now.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Did you tell him what will happen to him if he forgets to bring his passport?

Why wouldn't you close the door if you're using the bathroom?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
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When people on Star Trek or Star Gate SG1 stop interacting with the physical world and are unable to hold items or touch people... plus able to walk through walls... why do they never fall through the floor?

Everyone knows the owl either cheated, or doesn't know what 'licks' means.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Everyone knows the owl either cheated, or doesn't know what 'licks' means.

Mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down. Scientists are still baffled.

My arm hurts, and I still have no idea who really won the Kentucky Derby.

Why isn't Smokey the Bear confident in his own ability to prevent forest fires?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
There is a Scottish man climbing on a train, destined for delicious foods, good times, and a hangover.

P-