We all know that cookies have become a main staple in the diet of the RHP community, but what do those outwith RHP think of "cookies"? Looking to the medium of music, lets see what we can find...
Rock Queen
Love/Hate
I got my wine, get out of my way.
Got a chip on my shoulder, had a real bad day.
Met a little girl, just thirteen
She's a knock-down, blue-eyed slut, psycho-virgin tease
Rock Queen, thirteen, buxom blonde, bad dream
Let me touch your cookies
Let me eat your cookies now
Got some time, won't go wrong
Sittin' on the sidewalk, singing songs
Take my baby home, on the scene
Turns out she's a koochie-koochie-koochie
Rock queen, thirteen, buxom blonde, bad dream
Let me touch your cookies
Let me eat your cookies
Rock queen, thirteen, buxom blonde, bad dream
Let me touch your cookies
Let me eat your cookies now
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me (3X)
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me (4X)
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, yeah!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me (2X)
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, yeah!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, oh boy!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Um-um-um-um-um-um-um-um-um-um-um-um-um . . .
Will you stay in our Lovers' Story
If you stay you won't be sorry
'Cause we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks
Hung up on romancing
We bought a lot of things to keep you warm and dry
And a funny old crib on which the paint won't dry
I bought you a pair of shoes
A trumpet you can blow
And a book of rules
On what to say to people when they pick on you
'Cause if you stay with us you're gonna be pretty Kookie too
Will you stay in our Lovers' Story
If you stay you won't be sorry
'Cause we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks
Hung up on romancing
And if you ever have to go to school
Remember how they messed up this old fool
Don't pick fights with the bullies or the cads
'Cause I'm not much cop at punching
Other people's Dads
And if the homework brings you down
Then we'll throw it on the fire
And take the car downtown