SOUTH PARK THREAD

Okay it had to happen Sasquatch inspired this thread give him a rec in passing... The stated intent of the writers of South Park is to offend everyone.... Can this be true..have you been offended??
What are your favourite bits?
Being fat I love "I AM NOT FAT I'M JUST BIG BONED!! Thanks Eric.
The most used bit? surely "Talk to hand!"
How bad can it get:
The nurse with a foetus in her shoulder was pretty gross...
Hanky the Christmas Poo was a lovable Turd!
How about Eric with "YOU BASSTAD!" "I HAVE NOT GOT AN ALIEN SPACE SHIP UP MY ASS!!" "ARGH I HAVE GOT AN ALIEN SPACE SHIP UP MY ASS!!"
Has anyone important NOT been picked on?
If not LETS GET EM SP STYLE.

Who cares?

Originally posted by Pawn Artist
Who cares?

Originally posted by Tirau Dan
Can this be true..have you been offended??.

Originally posted by Pawn Artist
Who cares?

- Cripple Fight
- When Butters found out his dad was gay
- M. Jackson

So many, but these three standout the most.....

What is the point of south park it's some kids drawing and putting bad words in the speech.

#Vincent#

I love the Kyle's Mom is a stupid b*tch song....

My mom even got into watching the show...although she did not find the humor in Kenny dying every week...lol. I liked it best when the MIR space station fell out of the sky and killed Kenny....... 😀

http://www.funny-games.biz/kill-kenny.html

I do not have an anal probe up my ass!
- E. Cartman -

Hoh, well, Stanley, I guess you came to the right person. Sit down. Stanley, gay people…well- gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Naziesque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
- Mr. Garrison -

Why, I haven't seen a beating like that since Rodney King.
- Frank commentating on the football game -

Oh no, I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant.
- Frank commentating on the football game -

And these South Park Cows are being absolutely molested by Middle Park. I haven't seen so many children molested since…
- Frank commentating on the football game -

And the all time classic:

Oh my! I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938!
- Frank commentating on the football game -

i was sitting in a tutorial half asleep when my tutor asked me if i was asleep. i replied "no, i was just thinking...". then i relised that my south park pencil case said "i;m not sleeping i'm just thinking really hard." oops...

"Um those are my cheesey pops come on you guys gimme back my cheesey pops" ... chomp chomp ...
"TAKE YUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY CHEESEY POPS YOU BA'STADS"
"NO ONE IN THIS THREAD TOUCHES MY BITCHIN CHEESEY POPS" ...."okay"...

Originally posted by Tirau Dan
"Um those are my cheesey pops come on you guys gimme back my cheesey pops" ... chomp chomp ...
"TAKE YUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY CHEESEY POPS YOU BA'STADS"
"NO ONE IN THIS THREAD TOUCHES MY BITCHIN CHEESEY POPS" ...."okay"...

Originally posted by adramforall
http://www.funny-games.biz/kill-kenny.html

I hardly know where to begin.

Favourite recurring line is probably Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home"

But how about - Stan: "You aren't just lying, you're slowing down the progress of all mankind. You. Douche."