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The Black Knight: "I'll bite your legs off."

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My brain hurts!

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Monty Python simply the best humor out there Though let's not forget Fireside Theatre.

Post the bits that got the best giggles or chuckles for you.

It's late, I've worked terrible hours and plan to fall asleep to th TV

Looking forward to your responses

I'm going to waddle into a wall now... good luck to us all.
"...but I don't like Spam!!"

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Originally posted by neilarini
My brain hurts!
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

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You have violated robots' rules of order and will be asked to leave the future immediately.
Shoes for industry, shoes for the dead. Hi, my name is Joe Beats.
I claim this stinking desert in the name of the king of Spain.
It's not a mount, its' a butte.
String him up! Anybody got any string ?
Some of the boys are raising the devil in the back room. Got him about 10 feet off the ground.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Hey, CP, guess who's back?

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Originally posted by neilarini
Oh look - is it a Stockbroker?
Is it a Quantity Surveyor?
Is it a Church Warden?
No! It's BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!
Just what IS a 'Quantity Surveyor' anyways?

Monty Python uses this in several skits.

Someone enlighten me.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Just what IS a 'Quantity Surveyor' anyways?

Monty Python uses this in several skits.

Someone enlighten me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantity_surveyor

He's the "nuts and bolts" numbers man in the building industry. I suspect it's used interchangeably with Accountant in Monty Python because it's equally nerdy and boring. 🙂

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
No one's more desperate than a loser; and losing's gender indifferent.

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Originally posted by Kewpie
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantity_surveyor

He's the "nuts and bolts" numbers man in the building industry. I suspect it's used interchangeably with Accountant in Monty Python because it's equally nerdy and boring. 🙂
Good Lord, now I know way more about Construction than I ever dreamed to.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
"...but I don't like Spam!!"
"No, no, no, no, yes."

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Originally posted by rookie54
*firesign* theater...

sigh...
those who "think" they know, are the sleepiest...
Sorry to insult your sensibilities rook. As I said, I had been working long horrible hours prior to the post and made a wee mistake. My intent was to start a fun thread that may bring a smile or two to some faces.
If you are not emotionally or intellectually prepared to deal with it then go away. Just go away. You're not helping...

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
The Black Knight: "I'll bite your legs off."
It's just a flesh wound! (close?)

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Hey, CP, guess who's back?
It's not "who", it's "what". Penicillin will should clear that right up for you.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
It's not "who", it's "what". Penicillin will should clear that right up for you.
Past (present) personal knowledge?