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What strange things have you had in your emails? Heres some I got over the last 3 days.
A number in brackets is the number of emails with it

Cheese factory invitation (2)
Cheese factory invitation confirmed
Free mobile phone (5)
Free Ferari
Free sunglasses if I buy a house
Penis erection problem pills (2)
Test restaraunts in your area and eat for free


So thats my spam emails... What are yours?

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My spam is always about enlarging a body organ that I don't even have. I don't think their pills are going to change that.

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Originally posted by reader1107
My spam is always about enlarging a body organ that I don't even have. I don't think their pills are going to change that.
A penis?

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Originally posted by Caro Kann
A penis?
I never know what words are banned! But yeah, that's it.

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Originally posted by reader1107
I never know what words are banned! But yeah, that's it.
Try it and sue them if you don't grow a penis.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Try it and sue them if you don't grow a penis.
But what if she does grow one?

That'd be kind of weird...

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Try it and sue them if you don't grow a penis.
I'm sure they'll claim that growth is percentual.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
But what if she does grow one?

That'd be kind of weird...
That would be cool! I could use trees instead of indoor plumbing, and try to write my name, and ...

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
But what if she does grow one?

That'd be kind of weird...
Not as very weird as you might think.
I've been to places where the women have them...

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Originally posted by Caro Kann
What strange things have you had in your emails? Heres some I got over the last 3 days.
A number in brackets is the number of emails with it

Cheese factory invitation (2)
Cheese factory invitation confirmed
Free mobile phone (5)
Free Ferari
Free sunglasses if I buy a house
Penis erection problem pills (2)
Test restaraunts in your area and eat for free


So thats my spam emails... What are yours?
Please keep your spam to yourself.

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I occasionaly get asked if I have bad period pains.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
But what if she does grow one?
She may have one already.

This is the Internet.

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I was under the inpression that gmail was identity secured apparently not.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

AUSTRALIA INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY COMPANY
QUEENS DRIVE,1064.
LONDON, UK.
CONGRATULATIONS!....
FROM: PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: ZAR/900111/2006
BATCH: 08/11810/ZIE


ATTENTION: DEAR WINNER,


RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE


We wish to inform you of the lottery draws held on 11th of MAY 2006, to declare the winners of the AUSTRALIA INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTIONS UK. Your email address, attached to ticket number 900-4675-04854-197, with serial number 412-01 drew the lucky numbers 8 11 32 45 22 19 [26], and consequently won the lottery.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of ZAR7,920,000.00 in cash credited Equivalent of US$1,550,000.00(ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR) to you in your file REF 😴AR/900111/2005. This is from total prize money of USD62, 000,000.00 shared among the Forty International Winners in this category, drawn from over 30,000 company and 10,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.

This promotional program takes place every year. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Association of software producers. We hope with part of your winning, you will take part in our next year US$200m international lottery.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Your fund is now available for claim. Due to the mix up of some numbers and email address, we ask that you keep this award strictly away from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this promotion.

To begin your claim, please contact our claim manager;

DR.JERRY PETERS
CLAIMS MANAGER,
AUSTRALIA INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKERS LOTTERY UK.
TEL: 44-779 903 2135
Email: drjpeter@gmail.com

For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than Four Weeks after notice. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with our manager. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your claims manager as! Soon as possible. Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.
Sincerely,


MARTIN FLINTOFF
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
AUSTRALIA INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKES LOTTERY UK.

N.B
Please do not reply with this email box contact your Claim
Manager with the above contact information’s in UK.

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Originally posted by moweut
I was under the inpression that gmail was identity secured apparently not.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

AUSTRALIA INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY COMPANY
QUEENS DRIVE,1064.
LONDON, UK.
CONGRATULATIONS!....
FROM: PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: ZAR/900111/2006
BATCH: 0 ...[text shortened]... eply with this email box contact your Claim
Manager with the above contact information’s in UK.
Thats a good thing though isnt it.?