Originally posted by MikeXx2020I just spoken to my mum to put your kind offer to her. I'm afraid she'll only be filming this one for posterity. She said she would've been up for it, but she lost her tweezers, and her magnifying glass is out on loan. You'll have to make do with dry humping your own mom while she sleeps again.
wana try it 2night while i do yer mom?
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What's everyone's opinion of our resident spammer's mother? Overbearing and frustrated herself, most likely? Perhaps a little loose in the waistband? Maybe she needs to wash herself with a rag on a stick. OR rather, maybe the spammer has to do it himself. *Shudder* I'd certainly hate myself if that were the case.
EDIT - I see some of you have already been so kind... 🙂
Originally posted by Joe FistThis reminds me of those old Saturday Night Live sketches when Phil Hartman used to dress up in leiderhosen as 'Susan'. He'd be on a game show speaking with a fake German accent with lipstick smeared half across his face.
I think it is probably after the 101st time they were beaten up at school for their milk money when they ran home and tried on their mommy's wedding dress and makeup and cried, "Ooooh my life would be so much easier if I was a girl" and then they showed their daddy what a pretty little girl they could be but Daddy was so disgusted and said, "You are no ...[text shortened]... derneath all of his makeup, Mikey knows he's is really funny......
But hey I could be wrong.
Ah, memories.
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Originally posted by darvlayWell I could be going off on another tangent here but I doubt Ms.Mikey really ever got to know his mother, being sold off to Cambodia in fluff boy sex trade and all. Ms.Mikey probably worked his way through Cambodia and Thailand providing his oral pleasure in exchange for any chess tips. After his sixth buchaki film, Mikey deciced "enough is enough" and started his own amateur felching clinic winning the illustrious "Snowballer of the Year" award, 3 years in a row....
What's everyone's opinion of our resident spammer's mother? Overbearing and frustrated herself, most likely? Perhaps a little loose in the waistband? Maybe she needs to wash herself with a rag on a stick. OR rather, maybe the spammer has to do it himself. *Shudder* I'd certainly hate myself if that were the case.
EDIT - I see some of you have already been so kind... 🙂
But again this could be just a hunch....
Originally posted by Joe FistI'll bet he's got the hunch too , ala Marty Feldman . He's probably a 12 year old syphilitic dwarf , whose brain's finally gone melt-down on him . Poor bastard's had it since birth , from his whore mother . Didn't even have the pleasure of getting laid out of contracting it .
Well I could be going off on another tangent here but I doubt Ms.Mikey really ever got to know his mother, being sold off to Cambodia in fluff boy sex trade and all. Ms.Mikey probably worked his way through Cambodia and Thailand providing his oral pleasure in exchange for any chess tips. After his sixth buchaki film, Mikey deciced "enough is enough" and ...[text shortened]... Snowballer of the Year" award, 3 years in a row....
But again this could be just a hunch....