Spend money, you puppets!

Originally posted by Seitse
Yeah, I already do pills to treat bipolarity, bro. So, next suggestion, please.

Mmm. take a suppository dewwwwwwd?

If you are struggling to self administer, you can phone the suppository admnistration line for some help. They can offer a coaching service or a more hands on approach.

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Mmm. take a suppository dewwwwwwd?

Yes, Voltaren, my favorite.

We should organize a suppository party, like the
tupperware ones where bored, suburban U.S. housewives
talk about plastic food containers, sip margaritas,
and dream of getting boned by the Mexican gardener.

Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, Voltaren, my favorite.

We should organize a suppository party, like the
tupperware ones where bored, suburban U.S. housewives
talk about plastic food containers, sip margaritas,
and dream of getting boned by the Mexican gardener.

But in this case, you don't need to dream; it really could 'appen.

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
But in this case, you don't need to dream; it really could 'appen.

What makes you think it hasn't happened already?

Or, if it is not happening right now, as I type?

Originally posted by Seitse
What makes you think it hasn't happened already?

Or, if it is not happening right now, as I type?

Dude. My initial comment suggests this already. You are talking in tenses. Are you hanging off GB's fat one?

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Dude. My initial comment suggests this already. You are talking in tenses. Are you hanging off GB's fat one?

Can I share with you the good news from our lord Cthulhu?

Originally posted by Seitse
Can I share with you the good news from our lord Cthulhu?

If you can pronounce it then, yes.

Edit, please refrain from spitting.

Originally posted by Suzianne
This.

Roses, schmoses. Far happier with someone spending that $75 on a nice dinner with a nice Cabernet or Zinfandel. Give me a reason to actually dress up. And during dinner, for God's sake, put your phone away. Talk to me.

I saw an ad that said,

"If you care for your loved one,
buy her a gun this Valentine's Day". 😲

Now that's what I call safe sex. 😉

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I saw an ad that said,

"If you care for your loved one,
buy her a gun this Valentine's Day". 😲

Now that's what I call safe sex. 😉

A shot in the dark? 😲

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
A shot in the dark? 😲

As Ozzy would say