Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out! Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong? Listen bud,
He’s got radioactive blood. Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there There goes the Spiderman.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He’s ignored Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there’s a hang up You’ll find the Spider man.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSuperman a homo ? Common , spiderman's suit is so tight you can see the viens in his balls ! He's obviously trouser-trolling . And that mask of his ? It's so "Gimp" , he might as well go for the Maplethorp ball gag . And he's always shooting his sticky stuff all over the place . Superman is also hopelessly trying to get into Lois's pants all of the time .
Superman is obviously a homosexual and, henceforth, should be refered to as the paisely avenger... not that there is anything wrong with being a homosexual, but, I would think this would give Spiderman the edge. Spidy's superpowers are comparitively weak, but, I'm sure he could manufacture some kryptonite web goop and beat Superman's @$$.
More importantly Superman is a DC character and as such automatically blows dead goats.
Superman all the way .
Originally posted by Hand of HecateHomosexual??? Apparently you didn't take time to watch the movies did you? Superman 2 was a LOVE STORY! And it wasn't about two guys...
Superman is obviously a homosexual and, henceforth, should be refered to as the paisely avenger... not that there is anything wrong with being a homosexual, but, I would think this would give Spiderman the edge. Spidy's superpowers are comparitively weak, but, I'm sure he could manufacture some kryptonite web goop and beat Superman's @$$.
More importantly Superman is a DC character and as such automatically blows dead goats.
im from the younger generation! only 17, superman got my vote every day of the week! he's a much better superhero! he dont care about how cool he looks, hence why he wears his underwear on the outside, all he wants is the good for the people! Lois is just a bonus, where-as with spiderman its much more about that MJ girl! No good really, he just wants to look cool in front of d people! And superman may have died twice, but he'll really be the first ever superknown superhero as far I'm concerned!
Originally posted by Moldy CrowAnd Superman didn't have tight pants hugging the ol' pant snake? Lois/Louis was a transvestite and turned Supe's balls blue playing hard to get. To each their own, but, face it, Supe's gender confused along with all his other problems. That brings up another issue, wouldn't super powered man goo be a serious safety hazard?
Superman a homo ? Common , spiderman's suit is so tight you can see the viens in his balls ! He's obviously trouser-trolling . And that mask of his ? It's so "Gimp" , he might as well go for the Maplethorp ball gag . And he's always shooting his sticky stuff all over the place . Superman is also hopelessly trying to get into Lois's pants all of the time .
Superman all the way .
Spiderman may have been into bondage, S&M, leather and latex, but, he was he took good care of MJ and his Aunt. I hear his Aunt was a regular leather vixen.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate"Took care of his aunt" ? Sounds way gay to me .
And Superman didn't have tight pants hugging the ol' pant snake? Lois/Louis was a transvestite and turned Supe's balls blue playing hard to get. To each their own, but, face it, Supe's gender confused along with all his other problems. That brings up another issue, wouldn't super powered man goo be a serious safety hazard?
Spiderman may hav ...[text shortened]... , he was he took good care of MJ and his Aunt. I hear his Aunt was a regular leather vixen.
Really , what is Spiderboy going to do to the Sman in a fight say , "stop or I'll shoot dooky on you ?"