Originally posted by Hand of HecateThere's something about the first part of your statement that becomes alarming when read along with the rest. Maybe the state should have a monopoly on violence - or at least on the more efficient, projective means of bringing it about - after all.
Bought an new .22 rifle, it'll shoot the balls of a squirrel at 50 yards. Speaking of squirrels, I've noticed a serious increase in their numbers. Mark my words, the squirrel rebellion is days away and I for one aim to be amongst the squirrel overseers and not one of the nut gathering slaves.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateYeah, sometimes I get lonely too.
Bought an new .22 rifle, it'll shoot the balls of a squirrel at 50 yards. Speaking of squirrels, I've noticed a serious increase in their numbers. Mark my words, the squirrel rebellion is days away and I for one aim to be amongst the squirrel overseers and not one of the nut gathering slaves.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateAre you talking red or black squirrels? Where I live theres a serious population explosion with the reds.
Bought an new .22 rifle, it'll shoot the balls of a squirrel at 50 yards. Speaking of squirrels, I've noticed a serious increase in their numbers. Mark my words, the squirrel rebellion is days away and I for one aim to be amongst the squirrel overseers and not one of the nut gathering slaves.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateKill em all... let God sort em out...
Bought an new .22 rifle, it'll shoot the balls of a squirrel at 50 yards. Speaking of squirrels, I've noticed a serious increase in their numbers. Mark my words, the squirrel rebellion is days away and I for one aim to be amongst the squirrel overseers and not one of the nut gathering slaves.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSprinkly the lawn with Cyanide. It will not only keep the squirrels away, but it'll keep the pesky children off your lawn as well.
Bought an new .22 rifle, it'll shoot the balls of a squirrel at 50 yards. Speaking of squirrels, I've noticed a serious increase in their numbers. Mark my words, the squirrel rebellion is days away and I for one aim to be amongst the squirrel overseers and not one of the nut gathering slaves.
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldPerhaps, in mutating, the squirrels not only get bigger and stronger, but also much smarter. They use these new skills to develop body armor.
That just makes using his shotgun on them more satisfying 😉.
This shootout should make for some good video footage. I hope someone thinks to get the camera out ...
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDon't forget to eat them.....after killing them....
Bought an new .22 rifle, it'll shoot the balls of a squirrel at 50 yards. Speaking of squirrels, I've noticed a serious increase in their numbers. Mark my words, the squirrel rebellion is days away and I for one aim to be amongst the squirrel overseers and not one of the nut gathering slaves.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSee, the problem is you are only shooting females. So you would
Bought an new .22 rifle, it'll shoot the balls of a squirrel at 50 yards. Speaking of squirrels, I've noticed a serious increase in their numbers. Mark my words, the squirrel rebellion is days away and I for one aim to be amongst the squirrel overseers and not one of the nut gathering slaves.
automatically miss the balls and they get off scott free.
You have to sneak up on them when they are asleep, lift up their
little hind legs and see which one is a male, THEN shoot their balls.
Originally posted by DeepThoughtI'm glad that you appreciate conundrum I am confronted with. On one hand I have the new .22 rifle, dubbed the "Squirrel Snuffer" and on the other I am convinced that we are past the point of no return and Squirrels will surely rule the Earth.
There's something about the first part of your statement that becomes alarming when read along with the rest. Maybe the state should have a monopoly on violence - or at least on the more efficient, projective means of bringing it about - after all.
I'm glad you brought up 'The State', few seem to recogonize that, universally, in all nations and all levels of Governement Squirrel Agents have infultrated 'The State'. While you are a visionary for being able to appreciate the scale of the problem, I am very concerned that you are advocating the use of force by Squirrels against humanity. Fortunately, due to the extent of the Squirrel Infestation, I think the ultimate Squirrel Coup will be relatively bloodless. For example, can there be any doubt that the entire Republican Party and Pat Robertson(700 Club) are either Squirrel Robots or Secret Squirrel Agents?!?! Only STANG seems to appreciate the threat we face.
Despite the fact that this will get me thrown into the Squirrel Nut Shelling Pits I'm going to put the Squirrel Snuffer to work next weekend and blow the balls of some of the local squirrel population. With any luck, the Snuffer's surgical precision will make the ball removal relatively painless. I'm thinking I'll drag a tri-pod and some sandbags with me to maximize shot stability.