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i have greenpeace waiver. we are now allowed to hunt nordlys west of the bering sea for 300 miles. harpoons are the weapon of choice but scimitars for up close combat is also allowed. no life jackets can be used. plenty of beer for those who hit the water in the first assualt.

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To hunt the nordlys is one of my favourite pastimes.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
To hunt the nordlys is one of my favourite pastimes.
How many did you capture last year?

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Originally posted by Palynka
How many did you capture last year?
Only two, I think. That's partly due to laziness / tiredness / being busy with other things, partly due to weather conditions and partly due to the solar minimum.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
To hunt the nordlys is one of my favourite pastimes.
Why are you naked!?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Why are you naked!?
Why are you making machine-gun noises?






























Oh. 😕

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Originally posted by Palynka
Why are you making machine-gun noises?






























Oh. 😕
leave him be, he's in the tub😉

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Originally posted by duecer
leave him be, he's in the tub😉
Rub-a-dub-dub

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Why are you naked!?
The hat stood out too much. A blue whale in the blue ocean is more difficult to find.

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when i get my nordly i am towing it to a catfood factory in oslo.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
when i get my nordly i am towing it to a catfood factory in oslo.
What's a nordly?

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a nordly is a nordlys with a big harpoon up it's butt being dragged thru the water to oslo.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Why are you making machine-gun noises?

Oh. 😕
I thought we were hunting Nordlys. Of course I need to make machine-gun noises! Wocka wocka wocka...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i have greenpeace waiver. we are now allowed to hunt nordlys west of the bering sea for 300 miles. harpoons are the weapon of choice but scimitars for up close combat is also allowed. no life jackets can be used. plenty of beer for those who hit the water in the first assualt.
do you really think scimitars are enough?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i have greenpeace waiver. we are now allowed to hunt nordlys west of the bering sea for 300 miles. harpoons are the weapon of choice but scimitars for up close combat is also allowed. no life jackets can be used. plenty of beer for those who hit the water in the first assualt.
Way to go, reeeeinfeeeld! Now she knows exactly where not to be. 😠🙄