ATTENTIONS CRETINS!
Your beloved Gutternsipe clan has finally decided, in pure Willy Wonka fashion (without the oompa loompas), to give you a first-look into the minds and matters and mayhem of your friendly, neighborhood Guttersnipes! Come visit our new website (www.guttersnipes.org.uk) and take a glimpse into intellects that are so far superior to your own that we don't even want to know what the hell you're thinking!....(Insert smiley) 😀 (www.guttersnipes.org.uk)
In case you're wondering what will be bestowed upon you during your visit, our trained computer website persons have not only updated all the profiles of your favorite Guttersnipes (but frankly, who can pick one, I ask ya!), but we also feature a whole... feature showcasing commendations of Gnipeness! What is Gnipeness? Go to the website (www.guttersnipes.org.uk) and find out for yourself, ya' lazy good-for-nothin'! Our new site (www.guttersnipes.org.uk) also features an article, typed up by yours trully, that is so vulgar that it rises below vulgarity!
So leave the kids at home ('cause Xanthos isn't allowed around kids... Not no more...), tell the spouse to take a hike (for hopscotch is a homewrecker), and have the neighbors take care of the pets (Dweezil) for a few days! Cause you'll be too busy enjoying all the fun-filled activities over at www.guttersnipes.org.uk! HOORAY!!
Originally posted by seraphimvultureGood. You didn't shamelessly advertise the naked pictures of Nordlys, Angie, and Mimor that Dr Guy took just to get people to visit the site. Way to keep our integrity.
[b]ATTENTIONS CRETINS!
Your beloved Gutternsipe clan has finally decided, in pure Willy Wonka fashion (without the oompa loompas), to give you a first-look into the minds and matters and mayhem of your friendly, neighborhood Guttersnipes! Come visit our new website (www.guttersnipes.org.uk) and take a glimpse into intellects that are so far ...[text shortened]... oo busy enjoying all the fun-filled activities over at www.guttersnipes.org.uk! HOORAY!![/b]
Originally posted by Moldy CrowAu contraire, mon beau beau! The b&w nudes of Starrman and Royalchicken garnered more hits than the Doctor's glamourous examination. Funny that, eh? Those boys are limber!
Good. You didn't shamelessly advertise the naked pictures of Nordlys, Angie, and Mimor that Dr Guy took just to get people to visit the site. Way to keep our integrity.
Now excuse me while I go wash my eyes out with burning napalm.
Originally posted by hopscotchJoke ye not, a bottle of baby oil and some yogic stretches and I'm a legend.
Au contraire, mon beau beau! The b&w nudes of Starrman and Royalchicken garnered more hits than the Doctor's glamourous examination. Funny that, eh? Those boys are limber!
Now excuse me while I go wash my eyes out with burning napalm.