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I still enjoy "Over the Top". It's so bad I laugh as much as with Ed Wood's movies.

Which Stallone movie do you use as a guilty, midnight comedy relief?

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Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105477/

Now, who really thought this film was a good idea?

Maybe it doesn’t qualify, as it isn’t really a guilty pleasure, it is just his "worst movie."

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ALL of them.

*** THREAD CLOSED ***

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Originally posted by Russ
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105477/

Now, who really thought this film was a good idea?

Maybe it doesn’t qualify, as it isn’t really a guilty pleasure, it is just his "worst movie."
agreed. I find it puzzling that a guy who wrote and starred in one of the greatest films of all time (and for which he won an oscar), could have even considered acting opposite Estelle Getty in a comefy...tragic😞

His most underated? probably a little viewed comedy with Tim Curry and Marrisa Tomei called "Oscar"

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Originally posted by Russ
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
First thing that came to mind when I saw the thread title. Horrific. Truly horrific.

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Originally posted by Russ
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105477/

Now, who really thought this film was a good idea?

Maybe it doesn’t qualify, as it isn’t really a guilty pleasure, it is just his "worst movie."
Ha! I forgot about that one. I saw it in one of those sleepless-alone-no-cable nights, and it was a cracker. Worst thing ever!

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I ain't no bum. 😞

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Good Thread btw.

Those Rocky movies started to wear on me, yet something made me watch anyway.

They really over did it with those I thought.

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Originally posted by duecer
agreed. I find it puzzling that a guy who wrote and starred in one of the greatest films of all time (and for which he won an oscar), ...
I sort of agree (also on oscar), but I just watched rocky first time after maybe 15 years, and man was it dated!

i t i s j u s t s o i n c r e d i b l y s l o o o o o w p a c e d !

time really hasn't been kind to rocky, it's just completely dated. and because it was a serious drama, it doesn't even have the camp quality most other dated movies have going for them. everything rocky was about has been made much better since then, over and over and over again. and although that's not rocky's fault, the time has simply left it behind. there's no country for dated drama. :'(

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Originally posted by wormwood
there's no country for dated drama. :'(
Have you ever been to Mexico?

Dude, those 'telenovelas' from the 80s are still running, and I don't mean the ones dub'd into Russian for the delight of those lovely babushkas next door.

In Colombia they keep watching 'Chavo del Ocho' from Mexico (1960s)

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
yet something made me watch anyway.
That's why they're a guilty pleasure.

Sort of eating a deep fried Mars bar at 2 am.

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I like the soccer scenes in the movie "victory"

But, Stallone was awful and he ruins what might have been a good film.

He wanted to end the movie with him leaving the nets and dribbling down the field to score the winning goal.

Michael Caine apparently talked him out of it.

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Ok, Stallonians, pick the worts from the following three...

Lock Up
Cobra
Tango and Cash

A free mug of 'Big Trouble in Little China' goes for those who explain their reasoning.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Ok, Stallonians, pick the worts from the following three...

Lock Up
Cobra
Tango and Cash

A free mug of 'Big Trouble in Little China' goes for those who explain their reasoning.
Lock Up is probably his best movie.

Cobra has to be one of his worst with that studded knife serial killer and Brigette Nielsen's sexy-dancing. Terrible.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Cobra
What? This film is GOLD!
http://s1.subirimagenes.com/otros/629006cobra.jpg

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