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Originally posted by mlprior
The Verification Standard is a set ppm because you have weighed it and dilluted it.
The Verification Standard is measured in relation to the Internal Standard but that is an entirely different story.

Aren't there any Chemists here?

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Stick your sample in the Atomic Absorption Spectrophotmeter. Push the botton and take a nap.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
Stick your sample in the Atomic Absorption Spectrophotmeter. Push the botton and take a nap.

GRANNY.
Nice one Granny!

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Originally posted by mlprior
Nice one Granny!

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If the Atomic Absorption doesn't work try ExRay Defraction Spectrophotometry, but be sure to wear a lead suit......I never did! You may also want to clean out your deionization machine. Then take a nap.

GRANNY(Phd. from DDS)

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Originally posted by smw6869
If the Atomic Absorption doesn't work try ExRay Defraction Spectrophotometry, but be sure to wear a lead suit......I never did! You may also want to clean out your deionization machine. Then take a nap.

GRANNY(Phd. from DDS)
I purchase my H2O already deionized, thanks though.

What in green earth is DDS?

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Originally posted by mlprior
I purchase my H2O already deionized, thanks though.

What in green earth is DDS?
DDS is the University i graduated from.

BS from UCLA

Masters from MIT

Phd from DDS.......Ding Dong School.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by mlprior
The Verification Standard is a set ppm because you have weighed it and dilluted it.
The Verification Standard is measured in relation to the Internal Standard but that is an entirely different story.

Aren't there any Chemists here?

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Sorry, I'm just a lowly engineer here... ...wondering how your toys got all busted up.

So if I understand this, it seems that your verification standard accuracy is determined by the accuracy of your scales?

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Originally posted by smw6869
DDS is the University i graduated from.

Phd from DDS.......Ding Dong School.

GRANNY.
Elitist!

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Originally posted by mlprior
Would you like to tour of the instument room?

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chem students in lab coats!

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
chem students in lab coats!

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Hey....I wear a lab coat...I guess that means I'm a nerd.
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But seriously, safety equipment is a must, particularly when you work with other people.
My coworker sprayed me with Acetonitrile from the HPLC just the other day, lucky I had my safety glasses on. I had to use the chemical wash but I still have both my eyes.
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Originally posted by mlprior
Hey....I wear a lab coat...I guess that means I'm a nerd.
😞

But seriously, safety equipment is a must, particularly when you work with other people.
My coworker sprayed me with Acetonitrile from the HPLC just the other day, lucky I had my safety glasses on. I had to use the chemical wash but I still have both my eyes.
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If you're ever mixing a solution of Potasium Gold Cyanide please be sure to keep the hood door DOWN. I never did!

GRANNY.

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lab coats are sexy ...

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
lab coats are sexy ...
White lab coats with Aqua Regia holes are very manly.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Analytical Chemistry is madening, don't you agree!

I just spent many hours today trying to figure out why my Standard Verifications were turning out wrong over the past couple of days.

I have taken apart so many syringes to inspect plungers, gaskets and all! I have prepared GC vial after GC vial, checked the gases, even changed the gases! Checked s ...[text shortened]... g!

How many hours has this taken from my chess game over the past few days? Too many!

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Bad standard stock? I'm sorry.

Sounds like the lab techs need a beating.

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Originally posted by mlprior
The Verification Standard is a set ppm because you have weighed it and dilluted it.
The Verification Standard is measured in relation to the Internal Standard but that is an entirely different story.

Aren't there any Chemists here?

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Well, I have the education anyway...but I'm in education myself, not working in a lab.

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Originally posted by mlprior
I purchase my H2O already deionized, thanks though.

What in green earth is DDS?
Doctor of Dental Surgery?