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the ***** birds woke me up again - 5 hours sleep in the last 2 nights 😠 - its 6am here so i might as well stay up, anyone any ideas on how to stay awake for the rest of the day?

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Coffee.
pro-plus pills.
ampphetamines.

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1. Go to store and buy a rifle
2. Shoot all birds
3. Rest well without any interruptions.

edit: what do birds really get us, except the bird flu?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Coffee.
pro-plus pills.
ampphetamines.
what are pro-plus pills?

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Originally posted by blindcheesecake
1. Go to store and buy a rifle
2. Shoot all birds
3. Rest well without any interruptions.

edit: what do birds really get us, except the bird flu?
i'm an animal person, so no. thanks for the thought though.

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Originally posted by trevor33
i'm an animal person, so no. thanks for the thought though.
I actualy live aginst a busy road, so I got some windows designed to drown out the sound. Works great. You could also try sleeping to some music...

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Originally posted by blindcheesecake
I actualy live aginst a busy road, so I got some windows designed to drown out the sound. Works great. You could also try sleeping to some music...
i'm a bad sleeper anyway - takes about an hour (on a good night) to get to sleep and if i wake up its the same again. i did try the music thing but ended up just listening to it.

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Originally posted by blindcheesecake
1. Go to store and buy a rifle
2. Shoot all birds
3. Rest well without any interruptions.

edit: what do birds really get us, except the bird flu?
Unless he's got some exceptionally large birds, I'm thinking a shotgun might be a better choice.

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
Unless he's got some exceptionally large birds, I'm thinking a shotgun might be a better choice.
I think the flamethrower might be even more effective.
You could even tell the wife she won't have to cook tonight.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
did rjhulk scare you trevor?
i'm still wondering what seahorses do

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Use Benadryl to control when and how much you sleep. Works very well.

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Originally posted by blindcheesecake
I think the flamethrower might be even more effective.
You could even tell the wife she won't have to cook tonight.
Now yer talkin'! It might be a little tough on the foliage, but hey, if yer gonna' make an omelette yer gonna hafta break a few eggs....