Staying home from school

When you were a kid how did you fake being sick so that your parents would let you stay home from school?

Originally posted by Zort Boy
When you were a kid how did you fake being sick so that your parents would let you stay home from school?

If I was sick my mother would make me go to school, she wasn't going to stay home and babysit me! She always said if I got sicker at school they could take me to hospital.

Originally posted by Kewpie
If I was sick my mother would make me go to school, she wasn't going to stay home and babysit me! She always said if I got sicker at school they could take me to hospital.

I had a nice hacking cough that I could produce when neede.

I didn't and still do not.
Everything I would miss, I have to do later, without explaination (unless you've got a friend, who helps you).

I started moving my nasal bone with my fingers.

That has always made me sneeze.

Eat a bowl of vegetable soup and 5 slices of bread.

Then drink a very small glass (5oz) of water with 3oz of salt in it. Neck the 1st half, then gurgle the second half. Gurgle it and choke in front of your parents..... the soup and bread will be vomited as a mess! 😉

If you want to miss school then you feel that you are either being bullied, feel that a teacher hates you, or are far behind with studies.

PM me pls!!!

Mike.

When I was over 17 I told my mom I needed her car to go watch a movie and she would then call the school for me and make up a story.
My mom is awesome.

It helped that I was always close to the top of my class.

Originally posted by Zort Boy
When you were a kid how did you fake being sick so that your parents would let you stay home from school?

I would pretend I was possessed by demons and froth at the mouth and speak in alien tongues and snarl at my mom and if all that failed, I'd rotate my head 360 degrees. That usually did the trick.

I missed perhaps 17 days of school in my life, chicken pox, pneumonia 2 or 3 times, pink eye... and a nasty flu here or there.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I missed perhaps 17 days of school in my life, chicken pox, pneumonia 2 or 3 times, pink eye... and a nasty flu here or there.

I didn't actively try to stay home from school, indeed, I made a point of going just to make the other students ill. 😛

Originally posted by Zort Boy
When you were a kid how did you fake being sick so that your parents would let you stay home from school?