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Steven Seagal vs. Chuck Norris

Steven Seagal vs. Chuck Norris

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Chuck was beaten in a movie once. Bruce Lee killed him. And Stevie, well, he is invulnerable. He can be surrounded with 50 gunned enemies but he stills says in a simple fashion, while icecold 😛 : "What you did was wroong. I am gonna teach you a lesson". And then he teaches them a lesson.

Steven vs Chuck

Outcome ?

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Chuck was beaten in a movie once. Bruce Lee killed him. And Stevie, well, he is invulnerable. He can be surrounded with 50 gunned enemies but he stills says in a simple fashion, while icecold 😛 : "What you did was wroong. I am gonna teach you a lesson". And then he teaches them a lesson.

Steven vs Chuck

Outcome ?
Chuck roundhouses him to the face and he dies... now rambo is a different story.

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Originally posted by tomtom232
Chuck roundhouses him to the face and he dies... now rambo is a different story.
He'd have to jump wouldn't he, the little pipsqueak. ? I mean to reach Steve's face.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
He'd have to jump wouldn't he, the little pipsqueak. ? I mean to reach Steve's face.
No, steve would have to bend over.

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Originally posted by tomtom232
No, steve would have to bend over.
I've heard that Chuck likes that.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I've heard that Chuck likes that.
Of course he does.

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What about Uma Thurman. She takes out both of them ?

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Stevan Segal is jewish

I am definatly going with chuck norris.

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Originally posted by tomtom232
Chuck roundhouses him to the face and he dies... now rambo is a different story.
Rambo is a gay version of Chuck Norris.

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Besides Rambo's new movie is a rip off.

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Originally posted by Rapidfyre
Rambo is a gay version of Chuck Norris.
you're a gay version of mickeymouse.

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everyone shut up! i could kick all your ass's. dooche!

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mmmmmmm.... What about Uma Thurman, Superman, Songoku, Dolph Lundgren ?!

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
He'd have to jump wouldn't he, the little pipsqueak. ? I mean to reach Steve's face.
Chuck claims to be 5'10", but people who have met him when he's not wearing lifts or cowboy boots claim 5' 7" is more honest. I saw Norris once at a distance of about 30 feet and was surprised at how short he looked. That was over 30 years ago before age would have shrunk him even more.

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that is why he is agile and good in martial arts. Compactness is not bad for a fighter.