Sticker texts

In this thread everybody can post the most interesting or stupid or enlightening texts they have ever read on a sticker. I want to protect the "The passion of the Christ" thread from any misunderstandings resulting from posting these texts. Thank you for your cooperation to avoid any unnecessary controversy.

As a starting point: My therapist says there is nothing wrong with me. 😀

"My child beat up your honor role student."

Originally posted by ivanhoe
My therapist says there is nothing wrong with me.

"i break for hallucinations"

ivanhoe, this thread is starting to look like your quotations thread only without the authors.

in friendship,
prad

Drunk drivers against mothers

Originally posted by pradtf
i didn't know you had a therapist 😲


in friendship,
prad

Originally posted by pradtf
"i break for hallucinations"

ivanhoe, this thread is starting to look like your quotations thread only without the authors.

in friendship,
prad

Don't cheat, the government doesn't like competition.

"Save a cow, Eat a Vegetarian"

Originally posted by orkyboy
"Save a cow, Eat a Vegetarian"

Guessing time ...

Where is this one from


... And nothing else matters ...

Ain't too difficult to guess but a brilliant songs (uuups, did I already say too much?)

Regards

Originally posted by Phlabibit
"My child beat up your honor role student."

"Three of the most untrue sentences used in Holland:

The cheque is on it's way
Sure I'll respect you in the morning
The government is there to help you"

😀

Olav

True bumper stickers;

"keep honking - I'm just reloading"
"I love pets - they're delicious"
" my other car is a Lada"
"save the Netherlands - shoot a dyke"

Wine me. dine me 69me.😀