"Sticky Math" translated from the original post into rhp general
forum lowest common denominator language of accomodation:
When in Doubt, Just Do the Sticky Math:
* Subjectivity/Nonsense/Fiction X Subjectivity/Nonsense/Fiction = Nothing.
* Subjectivity/Nonsense/Fiction X Objective Fact = Dumbing down/Nothing.
* Objective Fact X Subjectivity/Nonsense/Fiction = (possibilities of clarity).
* Objective Fact X Objective Fact = Objective Fact taken to the next level.
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Originally posted by duecerI have just realised, to my absolute horror and contrary to all my childhood beliefs, that your arm bulk is localised not to the bicep, but to the forearm. Indeed, you actually have very inferior biceps.
no, but I know maths
Surely this means that rather than being strong, you merely have a unrivaled grip? In which case you aren't really hard at all are you? You can just hang on to things better than us?
Originally posted by Policestatealas the secret is revealed.
I have just realised, to my absolute horror and contrary to all my childhood beliefs, that your arm bulk is localised not to the bicep, but to the forearm. Indeed, you actually have very inferior biceps.
Surely this means that rather than being strong, you merely have a unrivaled grip? In which case you aren't really hard at all are you? You can just hang on to things better than us?
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Originally posted by PolicestateYou're an investigative detective aren't you? You have such great powers of deduction. You know like 5-4=1 (math).
This is a revelation to me. Similar to when I realised that Priests weren't burning 'insects' and Limes weren't unripe Lemons.
Perhaps instead of punching people in the face you should pinch them. The resulting injury could be devastating.
STUD ROOSTER
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster
struts over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
And I am taking over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'
The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squawking
And running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
'Dammit......
Third ggay rooster I bought this month.'
Moral of this Story? ....
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
Age, skill, wisdom and a little patience
often overcome youth and arrogance!
OLD DUDES (almost) RULE !!!!!
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyNice Joke BBB 🙂
STUD ROOSTER
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand [b]new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster
struts over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let ...[text shortened]...
often overcome youth and arrogance!
OLD DUDES (almost) RULE !!!!!
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Please note 'Becoming Civilized #101' thread...
"Important Proposition...
"Good feedback, Hand of Hecate. Might as well sweep out the hospital while we die.
So let's have a little fun in the sandbox in the processs. Here is your proposition:
You launch a brand new general forum thread today, 03 October '09, on any topic.
I will refrain from making new ones during 2009 as long as yours remains on page
one (without any bumps or tag on posts from you or any other poster). Fair game?"
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