02 Sep 10
Originally posted by Hand of HecateChallenge him to a duel? Take him to lunch and sensitively break the news to him that he is disgusting? Say nothing, just walk by his desk and spray him with air freshener?
There is a gaseous employee in our building. Suffice it to say that the 2nd floor offices routinely smells like unwashed sweat socks stuffed with rancid cheese and soaked in diesel fuel.
What to do?
02 Sep 10
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateTry group intervention.
There is a gaseous employee in our building. Suffice it to say that the 2nd floor offices routinely smells like unwashed sweat socks stuffed with rancid cheese and soaked in diesel fuel.
What to do?
Complain to the boss.
It's a health hazard.. file a complaint with the state health department.
Hire a hitman. Or woman.
02 Sep 10
Originally posted by SunburntProblem is he(or she) is stealthy! Commando turbo air dumpers or the stench is leaching out of him/her. Te source has been so elusive we spent considerble time looking into sewage vent leaks, carpet off gas, natural gas leaks, you name it. The Problem is intermittent and has to be person or persons unknown.
Challenge him to a duel? Take him to lunch and sensitively break the news to him that he is disgusting? Say nothing, just walk by his desk and spray him with air freshener?
We moved 20 or so employees around and as the stench moved with them, its been narrowed down to about 8 candidates. I have my favorites and we're starting an office pool, but, narrowing it down further is proving to be suprsingly difficult.
This is serious the stench is like a unrelenting death ray of ass!
02 Sep 10
Originally posted by HandyAndyOh, I've been known to unleash my wrath on the occassional office restroom and I may have left a proud and lingering fart drifting gracefully through the cubicals. I mean really, I've wrecked a couple of restrooms in an unreasonable fashion, but, never with the staying power this guy has demonstrated. Truly impressive.
Could it be you?
02 Sep 10
Originally posted by Hand of HecateAvoid the 2nd floor; you shouldn't be out of the penthouse office when the plebeians are in anyway.
There is a gaseous employee in our building. Suffice it to say that the 2nd floor offices routinely smells like unwashed sweat socks stuffed with rancid cheese and soaked in diesel fuel.
What to do?
03 Sep 10
Originally posted by HandyAndyEvery time I take the city bus someone farts and it happens so much I am starting to think it is me. Just today, a man got up and looked at me, then opened a window.
Could it be you?
Could I be stuck in some sort of fart twilight zone? I'm not joking. I have the nose of a Blood Hound and riding the Bus disgusts me. Is it me?! Am I the farter? I refuse to believe it. I think my monthly Bus pass is cursed. The curse of the GAS.
03 Sep 10
Originally posted by Hand of Hecatethe duecer works in yer office building???
There is a gaseous employee in our building. Suffice it to say that the 2nd floor offices routinely smells like unwashed sweat socks stuffed with rancid cheese and soaked in diesel fuel.
What to do?
interesting...
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