Story time

Lets do a bedtime story together, I'll start

Once, long ago, there was a little red haired boy, actually a very red haired boy. His parents named him Russell, we'll just call him ...err...Russ. Now Russ wasn't the brightest of children, though I wouldn't call him dumb, slow maybe, but not dumb. He was three years older than the rest of the children in his grade, and sported a bad haircut, needless to say Russ spent a lot of time by himself.

One day, while walking home form the one room school house, Russ spied a rabbit caught in a snare....

okay some one else can pick up the next paragraph

Originally posted by duecer
Lets do a bedtime story together, I'll start

Once, long ago, there was a little red haired boy, actually a very red haired boy. His parents named him Russell, we'll just call him ...err...Russ. Now Russ wasn't the brightest of children, though I wouldn't call him dumb, slow maybe, but not dumb. He was three years older than the rest of the children in his ...[text shortened]... ss spied a rabbit caught in a snare....

okay some one else can pick up the next paragraph

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... and said, "By any chance is your name... ?"

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... and said, "By any chance is your name... ?"

Originally posted by Blackamp
then he came to his senses, and realised that, being caught in a snare, the rabbit was in great pain. he didn't at all enjoy the expression of its suffering, so he freed it, picked it up, and set off toward the nearby animal hospital, all the while stroking its head and telling it not to worry, it would soon be as good as new.

Originally posted by Blackamp
soon they had reached theemergency entrance of the animal hospital. a nurse took the rabbit from Russ and bundled it off into the operating theatre. 'please look after Ginger', called Russ after the nurse. he had ecided the rabbit's name would be Ginger, since it was covered entirely in red - in fact very red - fur.

Originally posted by Blackamp
soon they had reached theemergency entrance of the animal hospital. a nurse took the rabbit from Russ and bundled it off into the operating theatre. 'please look after Ginger', called Russ after the nurse. he had ecided the rabbit's name would be Ginger, since it was covered entirely in red - in fact very red - fur.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
As it turned out Bridgett Bardo was the prep nurse and had painted the rabbits fur a bright red in protest of the use of fur, even though the rabbit came by it's fur coat quite naturally.

Originally posted by duecer
What poor misguided Bridget did not know was that the animal hospital was attached to a chinese restaraunt

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
And the doctor (vet) performing the operation on poor Ginger was in fact the chef at the attached Chinese restaurant, Tong Pong, and his "special du jour" was Dai Dop Voy with rabbit replacing the chicken breast.

Originally posted by Busygirl
But things weren't over for our poor heroic bunny just yet. For as her eyes drifted shut from the effects of the anesthesia she saw...