Go back
Story

Story

General

a

Joined
01 Jul 04
Moves
19412
Clock
01 Dec 05
Vote Up
Vote Down

I once had this friend, his name was Xanthos, and he was a donkey farmer. He farmed donkeys and trained them to do smart stuff. They usually got of average intelligence, and he could impress some people with them. But then, one day, along came a smart donkey. A real smart donkey and Xanthos named him Bowmman. Now this donkey was a WHIZ at English. He had read and analyzed Shakespeare and Dickens, and was perfect grammatically. He annunciated correctly, he did not make mistakes. So Xanthos decided he'd go into show business, get rich off this smart donkey, and he smirked as he sold all his donkeys and made fun of his customers’ ways. Then, once he was ready, he sold all the rest of his assets, bought a show cart, and started making big shows for people. But they were both very disappointed when nobody came, as they both realized too late that nobody likes a smart ass.

X
Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined
06 Sep 04
Moves
25076
Clock
01 Dec 05
Vote Up
Vote Down

Tired jokes using the names of popular players has been done. You have never had an original thought in your head, all you do is badly copy what you see others do like some kind of mentally retarded parrot.

a

Joined
01 Jul 04
Moves
19412
Clock
01 Dec 05
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Tired jokes using the names of popular players has been done. You have never had an original thought in your head, all you do is badly copy what you see others do like some kind of mentally retarded parrot.
You wanna know something?

a

Joined
01 Jul 04
Moves
19412
Clock
01 Dec 05
Vote Up
Vote Down

I don't give a damn.

B
Non-Subscriber

RHP IQ

Joined
17 Mar 05
Moves
1345
Clock
01 Dec 05
Vote Up
Vote Down

Polly's joke not a cracker.

Ravello
The Rude©

who knows?

Joined
30 Dec 03
Moves
176648
Clock
01 Dec 05
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by abejnood
I once had this friend, his name was Xanthos, and he was a donkey farmer. He farmed donkeys and trained them to do smart stuff. They usually got of average intelligence, and he could impress some people with them. But then, one day, along came a smart donkey. A real smart donkey and Xanthos named him Bowmman. Now this donkey was a WHIZ at English. He had re ...[text shortened]... ery disappointed when nobody came, as they both realized too late that nobody likes a smart ass.
Lame.
Orbitz,leave goading to the big boys.

X
Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined
06 Sep 04
Moves
25076
Clock
01 Dec 05
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Bowmann
Polly's joke not a cracker.
I totally own you Ass.

G
Mr. Shield

Joined
02 Sep 04
Moves
174290
Clock
01 Dec 05
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by abejnood
I once had this friend, his name was Xanthos, and he was a donkey farmer. He farmed donkeys and trained them to do smart stuff. They usually got of average intelligence, and he could impress some people with them. But then, one day, along came a smart donkey. A real smart donkey and Xanthos named him Bowmman. Now this donkey was a WHIZ at English. He had re ...[text shortened]... ery disappointed when nobody came, as they both realized too late that nobody likes a smart ass.
Well that was dissapointing 😴. Don't know what I was expecting though 😳.

Ravello
The Rude©

who knows?

Joined
30 Dec 03
Moves
176648
Clock
01 Dec 05
Vote Up
Vote Down

Josh,make a move in our game or tomorrow I'll take the skull........

G
Mr. Shield

Joined
02 Sep 04
Moves
174290
Clock
01 Dec 05
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Ravello
Josh,make a move in our game or tomorrow I'll take the skull........
Gah! I forgot about the quick time control, sorry!

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.