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I once had this friend, his name was Xanthos, and he was a donkey farmer. He farmed donkeys and trained them to do smart stuff. They usually got of average intelligence, and he could impress some people with them. But then, one day, along came a smart donkey. A real smart donkey and Xanthos named him Bowmman. Now this donkey was a WHIZ at English. He had read and analyzed Shakespeare and Dickens, and was perfect grammatically. He annunciated correctly, he did not make mistakes. So Xanthos decided he'd go into show business, get rich off this smart donkey, and he smirked as he sold all his donkeys and made fun of his customers’ ways. Then, once he was ready, he sold all the rest of his assets, bought a show cart, and started making big shows for people. But they were both very disappointed when nobody came, as they both realized too late that nobody likes a smart ass.

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Tired jokes using the names of popular players has been done. You have never had an original thought in your head, all you do is badly copy what you see others do like some kind of mentally retarded parrot.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Tired jokes using the names of popular players has been done. You have never had an original thought in your head, all you do is badly copy what you see others do like some kind of mentally retarded parrot.
You wanna know something?

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I don't give a damn.

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Polly's joke not a cracker.

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Originally posted by abejnood
I once had this friend, his name was Xanthos, and he was a donkey farmer. He farmed donkeys and trained them to do smart stuff. They usually got of average intelligence, and he could impress some people with them. But then, one day, along came a smart donkey. A real smart donkey and Xanthos named him Bowmman. Now this donkey was a WHIZ at English. He had re ...[text shortened]... ery disappointed when nobody came, as they both realized too late that nobody likes a smart ass.
Lame.
Orbitz,leave goading to the big boys.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Polly's joke not a cracker.
I totally own you Ass.

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Originally posted by abejnood
I once had this friend, his name was Xanthos, and he was a donkey farmer. He farmed donkeys and trained them to do smart stuff. They usually got of average intelligence, and he could impress some people with them. But then, one day, along came a smart donkey. A real smart donkey and Xanthos named him Bowmman. Now this donkey was a WHIZ at English. He had re ...[text shortened]... ery disappointed when nobody came, as they both realized too late that nobody likes a smart ass.
Well that was dissapointing 😴. Don't know what I was expecting though 😳.

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Josh,make a move in our game or tomorrow I'll take the skull........

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Originally posted by Ravello
Josh,make a move in our game or tomorrow I'll take the skull........
Gah! I forgot about the quick time control, sorry!