Is it true that our hair continues to grow after we die? NO
Are you more likely to be killed by a poisonous snake than a champagne cork? NO
Is the glue on Israeli postage stamps kosher? YES
Did Mr. T release a rap album? YES
Does the United States rank in the top 40 countries in terms of life expectancy? NO
Does Popeye the Sailor have a nephew named Poopeye? YES
Will the average American watch the equivalent of two months of television each year? YES
Did Marvel Comics use blood from the members of the band KISS in the ink for their first comic book? YES
Is nonalcoholic beer really nonalcoholic? NO
Has any U.S. pesident ever been arrested while in office? YES
Has a U.S. president ever killed anyone in cold blood? YES
Did Alfred Hitchcock or Stanley Kubrick ever win an Acamedy Award for one of their films? NO
Can an erect penis break? YES
Can frozen lobsters come back to life when thawed? YES
*Excerpts taken from MAXIM
Originally posted by dannypitanyThis does nothing to educate people. Let me give it my best shot:
Is it true that our hair continues to grow after we die? NO
Are you more likely to be killed by a poisonous snake than a champagne cork? NO
Is the glue on Israeli postage stamps kosher? YES
Did Mr. T release a rap album? YES
Does the United States rank in the top 40 countries in terms of life expectancy? NO
Does Popeye the Sailor have a ne ...[text shortened]... eak? YES
Can frozen lobsters come back to life when thawed? YES
*Excerpts taken from MAXIM
Is it true that our hair continues to grow after we die? NO
Neither do your nails. It's the skin which shrinks back due to dehydration
Are you more likely to be killed by a poisonous snake than a champagne cork? NO
Obviously more people drink champaign than are engaged in Aussie like activies such as Crocodile hunter. But can you imagine him pouncing a bottle of '59? "Here we have one of the rarest bottles of champaign known to man. I'm gonna pounce it, but there's a chance it might break and leak into the dry grass. Kids, don't try this at home!"
Is the glue on Israeli postage stamps kosher? YES
Obviously. DUH and DUH again...
Did Mr. T release a rap album? YES
Equally obviously, some things are beyond my comprehension
Does the United States rank in the top 40 countries in terms of life expectancy? NO
One word: McDonald's. But seriously; to quote Blur; CUT DOWN ON YOUR PORKLIFE MATE, GET SOME EXERCISE!!!
Does Popeye the Sailor have a nephew named Poopeye? YES
whatever...
Will the average American watch the equivalent of two months of television each year? YES
And glad we all are, or otherwise the average American would be out invading some other bloody country to make some oil merchant richer. Best to have them glued watching US gladiators, Idols and Simpson re-runs. It's safer for all concerned!
Did Marvel Comics use blood from the members of the band KISS in the ink for their first comic book? YES
I'd use the blood of KISS for anything. Just to minimalise their chances of singing...
Is nonalcoholic beer really nonalcoholic? NO
Bollocks. It is. Most "light" beers however are 'alcohol lacking'. Which means they have 0.5% to 1.5% alcohol in them. They are disgusting. It's better just to suffer the hangover than the lingering feeling of inadaquacy which follows Malt-beer binge sessions.
Has any U.S. pesident ever been arrested while in office? YES
Obviously 3/4 of them should have been
Has a U.S. president ever killed anyone in cold blood? YES
semantics
Did Alfred Hitchcock or Stanley Kubrick ever win an Acamedy Award for one of their films? NO
and anyone who puts any credit in the Oscars after "Forest Gump" beat "Pulp fiction" to the main award is in due need of a hearty shooting.
Can an erect penis break? YES
This is truly shocking. I'm never having sex again (and I'm pretty much on the right track as things currently stand...)
Can frozen lobsters come back to life when thawed? YES
The question that should bother us most is: Can boiled lobsters come back to life... That would be horrible!
Originally posted by dannypitanyIt does no good to stand on the seat, the crabs 'round here can jump ten feet!
NO, but before you go getting all fast and loose about plonking your cheeks down on that hoop of relief, bear in mind that toilet seats are not entirely innocent - you should still watch out for our old friends the pubic lice.