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Originally posted by Sunburnt
It isn't rational, I agree.
"It" or we?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
LOL!~ My wife once got mad at me over a dream. "I had a dream I rolled over in bed and you were here in bed with another girl. You acted like it was no big deal, I was so pissed at you".

She said this like she WAS pissed with me, she was giving me looks and all 'humph' and stuff. I asked, "Was she HAWT"?

She punched my arm pretty good and I said, ...[text shortened]... it was a dream"!

She punched me again, and told me not to let it happen again.

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same thing with my ex, she was mad at me all day for something I supposedly did in her dream. I immediately asked if I was cheating her in it, but no. she never told me exactly what it was, just that I was being "really, really stupid". then gave me The Look all day, and nothing I said made any difference.

stupied dream.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
That doesn't make it any less stupid to blame me for a dream she had.
She must have had the dream for a reason, maybe she saw you checking out another girl earlier in the day or maybe you made some reference to someone. Maybe it's all those songs about other women (and men)! πŸ˜›

Either way, I'm sure it must be your fault! <Dr. Doofensmirtz evil laugh>

Have a scotch and ponder it.

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Originally posted by mlprior
She must have had the dream for a reason, maybe she saw you checking out another girl earlier in the day or maybe you made some reference to someone. Maybe it's all those songs about other women (and men)! πŸ˜›

Either way, I'm sure it must be your fault! <Dr. Doofensmirtz evil laugh>

Have a scotch and ponder it.
BULL!~

A-gent P-!~

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Originally posted by wormwood
same thing with my ex, she was mad at me all day for something I supposedly did in her dream. I immediately asked if I was cheating her in it, but no. she never told me exactly what it was, just that I was being "really, really stupid". then gave me The Look all day, and nothing I said made any difference.

stupied dream.
I've heard this many times, lol.

Of course, I've NEVER done this.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
LOL!~ My wife once got mad at me over a dream. "I had a dream I rolled over in bed and you were here in bed with another girl. You acted like it was no big deal, I was so pissed at you".

She said this like she WAS pissed with me, she was giving me looks and all 'humph' and stuff. I asked, "Was she HAWT"?

She punched my arm pretty good and I said, ...[text shortened]... it was a dream"!

She punched me again, and told me not to let it happen again.

😠
Maybe she was being warned about your philandering by a paranormal entity.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Maybe she was being warned about your philandering by a paranormal entity.
Ghostbusted?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Ghostbusted?
Well... I AM The Keymaster.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Well... I AM The Keymaster.
Unfortunately, the lock which keeps the emotions of a woman out of man's reach has no key. You either roll with the wave or let it be your undoing.

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So the other night I had this dream, wife and I were both in the military, sergeants, and she had to go on this helicopter for something or other, the pilot was an arrogant assshole captain, so he takes her up, we are pretty close to some building, maybe the pentagon, and on the way up he scraps against the top wall of the building. They do their thing, chopper doesn't crash, just scrapes the building, come back an hour later, I am still on the ground doing pushups, they come back over the same building and scrapes
the building again! They land and I light into the captain, telling him he endangered my wife, etc., using not nice language and finger gestures and stuff, totally losing it. The Captain is admonished and doesn't try to pull rank, but I go to the commanding officer and tell him about it, they do an investigation and find the marks on the bottom of the skids and tire tread marks on the building, the Captain gets busted to second luey and never flies again, so I am mollified.

Why we would end up in that situation is beyond me, where did that shyte come from anyway?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
So the other night I had this dream, wife and I were both in the military, sergeants, and she had to go on this helicopter for something or other, the pilot was an arrogant assshole captain, so he takes her up, we are pretty close to some building, maybe the pentagon, and on the way up he scraps against the top wall of the building. They do their thing, cho ...[text shortened]...

Why we would end up in that situation is beyond me, where did that shyte come from anyway?
Um, you're concerned that some other guy is better hung?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Um, you're concerned that some other guy is better hung?
Could be, wouldn't take muchπŸ™‚