Stumping Google

You have to find three words, all English, each no longer than eight letters, not in quotation marks, that can be entered into the Google search engine and, as a combination, get zero hits. News of nearly achieving this feat can also be shared.

@FMF
Lumpy, windmill, hide
6 results, of which 4 were in large word lists

Vicar, scythe, polar
4 results

Insult, canola, wisdom
Zero results!

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Zero results

I entered a word I thought I made up. 🤫 I was wrong.😲

@great-big-stees said
I entered a word I thought I made up. 🤫 I was wrong.😲

@very-rusty said
And you are admitting it too! 🙂

-VR

Once I thought I was wrong. Turned out that it was the only time I've ever been right.

@great-big-stees said
That makes four times…I was wrong.😲

@kewpie said
Insult, canola, wisdom
Zero results!

It's easier when you choose big words. I'd like to see it done with 4 or 5 letters.

@kewpie said
It's easier when you choose big words. I'd like to see it done with 4 or 5 letters.

@fmf said
Agreed. I'd forgotten about my own rule [a memory problem that serves me well normally]. Let's say FIVE letters.

5 letters is probably impossible, given the lists available to wordlers. Slip in a 4 and you'll do better.

Reave, blest, shunk -1 result.

@kewpie said
5 letters is probably impossible, given the lists available to wordlers. Slip in a 4 and you'll do better.

That 1 result used
barely English words. The single result is for a translated Japanese programming database.