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Originally posted by mokko
Well I have two gates and so I know how you feel. Especially when you try to walk over them but don't exactly lift your leg high enough and then trip and stumbled over the stupid thing. Then you have bruises on your legs and look stupid in skirts. Down with gates!
LOL.. I have that same problem ! or.. you lift your leg too wide and slam your knee into the rail on the stairs!.. luckily I don't wear skirts else I would look even stupider.. regardless of bruises!

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Originally posted by MIODude
LOL.. I have that same problem ! or.. you lift your leg too wide and slam your knee into the rail on the stairs!.. luckily I don't wear skirts else I would look even stupider.. regardless of bruises!
<gets rope for noose>

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Originally posted by chomper
i hate windows ........................😛
I lick windows.
Btw, If MS was involved in a scandal, would it be called Gategate?

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I lick windows.
Btw, If MS was involved in a scandal, would it be called Gategate?
<swallows large amounts of aspirin>

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I lick windows.
Btw, If MS was involved in a scandal, would it be called Gategate?
No.. Billygate....

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MilDew is right.

It originated from the Watergate Scandal of 1972 and is used to name an attempted cover-up, featuring the name of the place associated with the scandal.

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Originally posted by ETeach
No.. Billygate....
<jumps from chair with noose around neck>

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
<jumps from chair with noose around neck>
Strategically places bath sponge and garden gate to cushion impact. 😵

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
<jumps from chair with noose around neck>
his heart was full.

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Originally posted by Coconut
his heart was full.
And so was his pants once he realized the gate had saved his life. 😛

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
<jumps from chair with noose around neck>
Ever live in a gated communuty?

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
<jumps from chair with noose around neck>
Ever live in a gated communuty?

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Originally posted by ETeach
Ever live in a gated communuty?
MUST....GRAB.....GUN.....

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
MUST....GRAB.....GUN.....
A twelve gate or a 30 gate?

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
MUST....GRAB.....GUN.....
drama queen.