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What part of "internet porn is a fundamental part of staff motivation" they don't understand?!?!?!

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AThousandYoung
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Originally posted by Seitse
What part of "internet porn is a fundamental part of staff motivation" they don't understand?!?!?!

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I don't think they're trying to motivate your staff.

Seitse
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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I don't think they're trying to motivate your staff.
That is my point.

Porn is a fundamental part of the human resources policy of any global company, and blocking it means angry staff.

Bastards!

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What's next? Masturbation breaks, coupled with 5 minute smoke breaks after?

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A couple of years back, some Danish company introduced a policy where employees could surf for porn in their breaks.

I'd Google the story and post a link but I'm too lazy.

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Originally posted by Crowley
What's next? Masturbation breaks, coupled with 5 minute smoke breaks after?
You, sir, are a genius.

It's a keeper!

P.S. I've forwarded your message to the HHRR department. Would you like to PM me your CV?

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Originally posted by Seitse
You, sir, are a genius.

It's a keeper!

P.S. I've forwarded your message to the HHRR department. Would you like to PM me your CV?
Crowley is a graduate of Cape Town University and a Cum Laude graduate of Roos School of Technology. Mr. Crowley has a quarter century of professional IT experience; working for such venerable Silicon Valley firms as LSI Logic and Cisco Systems. Most recently, he has served as a Principal, VP, and Chief Compliance Officer of Adobe Systems Incorporated, an NASDAQ listed Firm in San Jose, California.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Crowley is a graduate of Cape Town University and a Cum Laude graduate of Roos School of Technology. Mr. Crowley has a quarter century of professional IT experience; working for such venerable Silicon Valley firms as LSI Logic and Cisco Systems. Most recently, he has served as a Principal, VP, and Chief Compliance Officer of Adobe Systems Incorporated, an NASDAQ listed Firm in San Jose, California.
You forgot to include , captain of the Sharks, although you may have omitted it on purpose.

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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA

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Originally posted by lausey
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA
And here is a way round it:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0IilZmB-w

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