Originally posted by SeitseHave you ever had one of those crusty bits of snot stuck up your nose which are very hard to pick? And then when you manage to scrape and pull it out, it doesn't look like normal snot, hurts like hell and starts bleeding?
* Pick your nose until it bleeds
What the hell is that?
Originally posted by shavixmirYour nose.
Have you ever had one of those crusty bits of snot stuck up your nose which are very hard to pick? And then when you manage to scrape and pull it out, it doesn't look like normal snot, hurts like hell and starts bleeding?
What the hell is that?
Originally posted by shavixmirYou're kidding. It sounds like the American bible belt.
No. But I'm living in England again. Only the missionary position with living human females is permitted. Unless you're a woman, then obviously it's with a living human male.
Very strict laws over here.
Do you know why born-againers don't screw standing up?
They're afraid someone will see them and think they're dancing.