Submitted for Approval #1

Submitted for Approval #1

You decide if I am right or wrong.

So I bought 12 tall cans of beer last night which is about the equivalent of 18 regular cans and the smart phone typo thingy spelled equivalent for me twice which helps greatly but that is not the point.

I drank those 12 tall cans and ordered 6 more and by now...right now...I have one and a half left.
I plan to finish the half and take the full one on my 5 am walk where I walk the misses to work (yes I have a misses, I know it's hard to believe)...

Anyways...I was planning to take that last beer on my walk and I will because I can and will because my misses is no karate chopping Suzianne so I can do whatever I want.

Anyways... during my late night drunkenness I noticed my bad ass Tom Selleck mustache had a bile chemical taste 🤔

It was repulsive...

Is it really true that a mustache is a flavor saver?
(Flavour saver for our bad boy British and Canadian pansies)

Should I shave off this vile nastiness or leave it on because Grandma loves a good kiss and calls me "little Sonny" while giving me a tap on the ass which I don't mind cause she is a warm cuddle in the winter or when I don't have a date 🤔

I really think GOAD should let me in the club cause I never had a family and most of you hate me but I love all of you.

I'm gunna 🤮

@very-musty said
Submitted for Approval #1

You decide if I am right or wrong.

So I bought 12 tall cans of beer last night which is about the equivalent of 18 regular cans and the smart phone typo thingy spelled equivalent for me twice which helps greatly but that is not the point.

I drank those 12 tall cans and ordered 6 more and by now...right now...I have one and a half left.
I ...[text shortened]... in the club cause I never had a family and most of you hate me but I love all of you.

I'm gunna 🤮

@Suzianne

You sound like my doctor 🤔

@very-musty said

I really think GOAD should let me in the club cause I never had a family and most of you hate me but I love all of you.

I'm gunna 🤮

@very-musty said
Submitted for Approval #1

You decide if I am right or wrong.

So I bought 12 tall cans of beer last night which is about the equivalent of 18 regular cans and the smart phone typo thingy spelled equivalent for me twice which helps greatly but that is not the point.

I drank those 12 tall cans and ordered 6 more and by now...right now...I have one and a half left.
I ...[text shortened]... in the club cause I never had a family and most of you hate me but I love all of you.

I'm gunna 🤮

@Very-Musty
Maybe just wash your moustache with mild soap and water and give it a good rinse?

A little baking soda in the water for the first round of rinsing would help with any lingering odors.

@kevin-eleven said
@Very-Musty
Maybe just wash your moustache with mild soap and water and give it a good rinse?

A little baking soda in the water for the first round of rinsing would help with any lingering odors.

@very-musty said
Approval #1
I'm gunna 🤮

@rookie54

rookie be careful about changing a quote someone said to something else!

Could get you in trouble.

-VR

@very-rusty said
@rookie54

rookie be careful about changing a quote someone said to something else!

Could get you in trouble.

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
He didn't change it. He quoted the first and last words.

@very-rusty said
He did change the text of what I said, no doubt about it.

Stop lying goad.

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
He was quoting Very Musty not Very Rusty.

No need to apologize.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
He was quoting Very Musty not Very Rusty.

No need to apologize.

@rookie54 said
even when i was smart i was not qualified to diagnose a mental illness
now that i'm dumb, i'm still not in a position to do so