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  1. Joined
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    09 May '13 16:00
    I've been asking my parents to get me a subscription for a while now and I can finally get one now that my dad got paid! I should have it tomorrow and am looking forward to becoming a member of this site.
  2. Dublin Ireland
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    09 May '13 16:39
    Originally posted by Tygert
    I've been asking my parents to get me a subscription for a while now and I can finally get one now that my dad got paid! I should have it tomorrow and am looking forward to becoming a member of this site.
    Welcome aboard.
  3. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
    Boston Lad
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    09 May '13 17:08
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody

    Welcome aboard.
    Yes, indeed.
  4. Dublin Ireland
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    09 May '13 19:18
    You cannot have that promised subscription,
    because daddy needs to buy his prescription.
    Life is hard and I can't face another day,
    without some morphine and chardonnay.

    I need these things to kill the pain,
    your constant demands are a terrible strain.
    Don't bother me now about money or chess.
    Your mother already gives me enough stress.

    When she's shouting and bending my ears,
    I need to escape and have a few beers.
    When are you going to understand?
    We don't get paid much in this land.

    I'll have to look for a better life.
    With more money that pleases your mother my wife.
    And when I finally win the state lottery,
    then we'll see about all that money for rhp.
  5. Joined
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    10 May '13 16:28
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    You cannot have that promised subscription,
    because daddy needs to buy his prescription.
    Life is hard and I can't face another day,
    without some morphine and chardonnay.

    I need these things to kill the pain,
    your constant demands are a terrible strain.
    Don't bother me now about money or chess.
    Your mother already gives me enough stress.

    W ...[text shortened]... .
    And when I finally win the state lottery,
    then we'll see about all that money for rhp.
    Great poem although I have proved you wrong!
  6. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    10 May '13 17:07
    Originally posted by Tygert

    Great poem although I have proved you wrong!
    ... and you've already found a chess player's home with "The Bad Bishops Clan".
    You're quite a young man. Your thoughtful parents must be quite proud.
  7. Dublin Ireland
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    10 May '13 18:11
    Originally posted by Tygert
    Great poem although I have proved you wrong!
    I'm glad you liked my funny poem
    and I'm glad you became a subscriber.
    It's a good fun site and I hope you
    have a lot of fun here.
  8. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    10 May '13 18:50
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    I'm glad you liked my funny poem
    and I'm glad you became a subscriber.
    It's a good fun site and I hope you
    have a lot of fun here.
    😕 That didn't rhyme. 😛
  9. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    10 May '13 19:04
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis

    😕 That didn't rhyme. 😛
    ... neither did the immediate thumbs down jibe fit with the several notes of encouragement to Tygert.
  10. Joined
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    10 May '13 19:13
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    ... and you've already found a chess player's home with "The Bad Bishops Clan".
    You're quite a young man. Your thoughtful parents must be quite proud.
    Thank you.
  11. Joined
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    10 May '13 19:14
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    I'm glad you liked my funny poem
    and I'm glad you became a subscriber.
    It's a good fun site and I hope you
    have a lot of fun here.
    How on Earth do you come up with such good poems so quickly?
  12. Dublin Ireland
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    10 May '13 21:10
    Originally posted by Tygert
    How on Earth do you come up with such good poems so quickly?
    Just lucky I guess.

    If you like them send me some money. 😀
  13. Dublin Ireland
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    10 May '13 22:42
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    :'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
  14. SubscriberKewpie
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    10 May '13 23:59
    Wrong face JLW, it should have been 😳
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