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I've been asking my parents to get me a subscription for a while now and I can finally get one now that my dad got paid! I should have it tomorrow and am looking forward to becoming a member of this site.


Originally posted by Tygert
I've been asking my parents to get me a subscription for a while now and I can finally get one now that my dad got paid! I should have it tomorrow and am looking forward to becoming a member of this site.
Welcome aboard.

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody

Welcome aboard.
Yes, indeed.

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You cannot have that promised subscription,
because daddy needs to buy his prescription.
Life is hard and I can't face another day,
without some morphine and chardonnay.

I need these things to kill the pain,
your constant demands are a terrible strain.
Don't bother me now about money or chess.
Your mother already gives me enough stress.

When she's shouting and bending my ears,
I need to escape and have a few beers.
When are you going to understand?
We don't get paid much in this land.

I'll have to look for a better life.
With more money that pleases your mother my wife.
And when I finally win the state lottery,
then we'll see about all that money for rhp.


Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
You cannot have that promised subscription,
because daddy needs to buy his prescription.
Life is hard and I can't face another day,
without some morphine and chardonnay.

I need these things to kill the pain,
your constant demands are a terrible strain.
Don't bother me now about money or chess.
Your mother already gives me enough stress.

W ...[text shortened]... .
And when I finally win the state lottery,
then we'll see about all that money for rhp.
Great poem although I have proved you wrong!


Originally posted by Tygert

Great poem although I have proved you wrong!
... and you've already found a chess player's home with "The Bad Bishops Clan".
You're quite a young man. Your thoughtful parents must be quite proud.

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Originally posted by Tygert
Great poem although I have proved you wrong!
I'm glad you liked my funny poem
and I'm glad you became a subscriber.
It's a good fun site and I hope you
have a lot of fun here.

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I'm glad you liked my funny poem
and I'm glad you became a subscriber.
It's a good fun site and I hope you
have a lot of fun here.
😕 That didn't rhyme. 😛

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis

😕 That didn't rhyme. 😛
... neither did the immediate thumbs down jibe fit with the several notes of encouragement to Tygert.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... and you've already found a chess player's home with "The Bad Bishops Clan".
You're quite a young man. Your thoughtful parents must be quite proud.
Thank you.


Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I'm glad you liked my funny poem
and I'm glad you became a subscriber.
It's a good fun site and I hope you
have a lot of fun here.
How on Earth do you come up with such good poems so quickly?


Originally posted by Tygert
How on Earth do you come up with such good poems so quickly?
Just lucky I guess.

If you like them send me some money. 😀

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