First off, the boss no longer buys sugar for the coffee. He buys the coffee, and we need to bring our own sugar. I've been working on small ziplock bag for 2 or 3 months that these other guys would have gone through in 4 days... that is why we need to buy our own sugar now.
So this guy comes to work at 8, and he gets a cup of coffee and goes to this other guys desk who comes in around 9 and takes a couple scoops of sugar. He doesn't pay for the sugar, and he doesn't bring his own sugar.
A couple people have seen him do this and told him. He writes, "Sugar, please ask if you would like some sugar" on the bag.
Nothing changes, the guy keeps taking the sugar.
I get a great idea, and tell this one guy he should hid his sugar, and put salt in the bag. He finally does it yesterday, and writes "Do Not Touch" on the sugar bag filled with salt.
So, some of us are waiting around today wondering if he put salt in his coffee... and tell this other woman about the prank. She says, "He did get coffee earlier, and about 5 minutes later he came over and said the coffee was really bad and threw his cup out".
I wonder how many days that will go on.
The End.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitOh man, what a wasted opportunity. There are so many more interesting things to put in the bag than salt 😉
First off, the boss no longer buys sugar for the coffee. He buys the coffee, and we need to bring our own sugar. I've been working on small ziplock bag for 2 or 3 months that these other guys would have gone through in 4 days... that is why we need to buy our own sugar now.
So this guy comes to work at 8, and he gets a cup of coffee and goes to this ...[text shortened]... ad and threw his cup out".
I wonder how many days that will go on.
The End.
P-
Originally posted by PhlabibitHahahaha, great idea!! My brother gave me coffee with salt in it a couple of months ago. I forgave him as we were both hung over as hell. I'll tell you something, i nearly threw up on the spot! I wasn't far off doing it anyway but salty coffee very nearly sealed the deal. 😲...😕...😛
First off, the boss no longer buys sugar for the coffee. He buys the coffee, and we need to bring our own sugar. I've been working on small ziplock bag for 2 or 3 months that these other guys would have gone through in 4 days... that is why we need to buy our own sugar now.
So this guy comes to work at 8, and he gets a cup of coffee and goes to this ad and threw his cup out".
I wonder how many days that will go on.
The End.
P-
Originally posted by Phlabibitlmao
First off, the boss no longer buys sugar for the coffee. He buys the coffee, and we need to bring our own sugar. I've been working on small ziplock bag for 2 or 3 months that these other guys would have gone through in 4 days... that is why we need to buy our own sugar now.
So this guy comes to work at 8, and he gets a cup of coffee and goes to this ...[text shortened]... ad and threw his cup out".
I wonder how many days that will go on.
The End.
P-
Originally posted by PhlabibitWhat a lovely story.
First off, the boss no longer buys sugar for the coffee. He buys the coffee, and we need to bring our own sugar. I've been working on small ziplock bag for 2 or 3 months that these other guys would have gone through in 4 days... that is why we need to buy our own sugar now.
So this guy comes to work at 8, and he gets a cup of coffee and goes to this ...[text shortened]... ad and threw his cup out".
I wonder how many days that will go on.
The End.
P-
And you say you have nothing published yet?