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Originally posted by Starrman
Well, it basically involves laying on a raised mat in a steamy room and having a girl use herself as a sponge to clean you. Special soap suds make it extremely bubbly and then at the end you jump into a hot pool to rinse and then a cold pool immediately to close your pores. Like being caressed by angels in clouds 🙂
sounds erm...different. how does she use herself as a sponge? (hope you're listening to this nyxie)

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Originally posted by wucky3
sounds erm...different. how does she use herself as a sponge? (hope you're listening to this nyxie)
Well, she covers herself in soap, stradles you in a sort of kneeling hug and then proceeds to rub up and down, applying the full weight of her body.

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Originally posted by wucky3
sounds erm...different. how does she use herself as a sponge? (hope you're listening to this nyxie)
taking notes....

sponge

body, full weight.....lather, soap rinse repeat....

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Originally posted by wucky3
the hotstone therapy ...sets the scene:

you go in and lie on the bed (you're naked but have towels over you)...the room is lit with candles and there is relaxing music playing in the background
A hot stone is placed behind your neck..4/5 under your back/ 1 on each hand..1 on your chest and stomach and little ones inbetween each toe. The therapist then begins 30mins of reiki. its amazing..it really is. i have never felt anything like it
wowie.............. both sound amazing...... dont think Inverness is quite ready for your suggestion yet starrman.....not quite caught up with the rest of the cities,but wucky,think i could handle some of the volanic stones no problem..... where do i sign

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we have parlours that do it in manchester...not sure about inverness. i'll see if i can find out for you

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Originally posted by wucky3
we have parlours that do it in manchester...not sure about inverness. i'll see if i can find out for you
actually from Accrington so know Manchester a little, the company i work for has a big reservation centre on the quays...cheers wucky

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Originally posted by fiesta
I have a lovley lovely day off any ideas what I can get up to??
Go for a long, slow walk for miles and miles around the places you pass every day but never stop to actually see.
This is my favourite way to spend a day off.
Whether you live in the city or the country, it's all there for you to discover.

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Believe it or not, May is National Masturbation Month. So I would suggest that you set some time aside during the day and get to know yourself a little better.

Apparently, May 28th is the crux of National Masturbation Month and an all-day masturbate-a-thon is to occur to raise money for charity. Anybody participating in this?

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Originally posted by fiesta
I have a lovley lovely day off any ideas what I can get up to??
Well I could give you a free massage, followed by mind blowing sex if you like.

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Originally posted by tvc15
Well I could give you a free massage, followed by mind blowing sex if you like.
I've always wondered about blowing someone's mind, what is that all about? Is it like sucking on someone's brain? And what link can cranial syphoning have to do with copulation?

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Originally posted by Starrman
I've always wondered about blowing someone's mind, what is that all about? Is it like sucking on someone's brain? And what link can cranial syphoning have to do with copulation?
I take it you have never had sex before. With the right person it can be fantastic hence the phrase mind blowing.

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Originally posted by fiesta
sounds like a great idea...ok will try that for while until I get another suggestion...cheers
Go fishing . It's cheaper and every bit as relaxing .

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Originally posted by xxxenophobe
Move on your chess games.... drink lotsa Abinthe.... Band the crap outa some one.... smoke a bowl... eat some oreos... pass out...
Again,, very well said... cheers,, gets my rec

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Originally posted by tvc15
I take it you have never had sex before. With the right person it can be fantastic hence the phrase mind blowing.
And I take it you are unaware of the word irony.

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Originally posted by Starrman
And I take it you are unaware of the word irony.
I am. The ironic part of my brain was blown out while mastubrating to an audio version of "Bonfire of the Vanities".

Don't read into that.

Anyway, why don't you try taking a walking tour of your neighbourhood? Remember that street you never go down because there's no reason to? Go down it! Talk to the eldery folk and the stay-at-home moms/dads raking their lawns, watch some ants make an anthill, pet a dog, walk to the grocery store and buy some rosemary, eat at that greasy spoon, have a coffee, throw rocks at kids in the schoolyard, pee on someone's lawn, enjoy yourself! Don't forget to finish (or start) your tour with a pint. It's a hell of a capper (and starter!).