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Superman and Spiderman are chatting over a beer or two after a hard day's superheroing:

Superman: 'You wouldn't believe what happened today. i was flying high over the city using my x-ray vision to look into buildings, and i see inside one of them Wonder Woman lying on her back stark naked with her legs open!'
Spiderman: 'Wonder Woman! Wow! Naked! So, what did you do?'
Superman: 'I decided to pay a surpise visit. So i stripped off the spandex, then me and my woody crashed through the roof and i went straight inside her!'
Spiderman: 'I bet she was surprised!'
Superman: 'Yeah, but not half as surprised as the Invisible Man!'

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Originally posted by dfm65
Superman and Spiderman are chatting over a beer or two after a hard day's superheroing:

Superman: 'You wouldn't believe what happened today. i was flying high over the city using my x-ray vision to look into buildings, and i see inside one of them Wonder Woman lying on her back stark naked with her legs open!'
Spiderman: 'Wonder Woman! Wow! Naked! So, what ...[text shortened]... e was surprised!'
Superman: 'Yeah, but not half as surprised as the Invisible Man!'
how did you find out about this joke?

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Originally posted by maverick28
how did you find out about this joke?
whata strange question! why do you ask, pray tell?

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Originally posted by dfm65
whata strange question! why do you ask, pray tell?
idk i found it funny.

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Originally posted by maverick28
idk i found it funny.
sorry, but i can't remember - i heard it years and years ago...i was reminded of it because someone mentioned the invisible man in another thread...

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they told this joke (slightly modified) in the movie Hollow Man.

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Actually, the way the joke is supposed to go is this...

After flying down quickly with his lightning speed, Superman finishes his business and soars back up into the blue. Wonderwoman looks up and says, "Gee, I wonder what that was". The Invisible Man says, "I dunno, but my ass is killing me."

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Actually, the way the joke is supposed to go is this...

After flying down quickly with his lightning speed, Superman finishes his business and soars back up into the blue. Wonderwoman looks up and says, "Gee, I wonder what that was". The Invisible Man says, "I dunno, but my ass is killing me."
is there any one way a joke is 'supposed to go'?🙄😛 a canonical form, as it were?