Susan Boyle and all this Gushing Mush.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hold it right there. Everyone Stop.

You do all realise the whole thing is stage managed.

It's a fix, a set-up, it's rigged.

Thay all knew this bird could sing.

The judges were acting their parts.

(this may come as a culteral shock to some of you, but
most of what you see on TV is acting - it's not real).

Look, let me put it into words you may understand.

The judges are made of good cop & bad cop just like
you see in your 'real life' cop programmes.

The bimbo in the middle is pure TV eye candy.
One week she does this show,
next week she will be selling toothpaste.

And you saps fall for it all the time.

Never before in the history of televsion
have so many been conned by so few.

Originally posted by greenpawn34
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hold it right there. Everyone Stop.

You do all realise the whole thing is stage managed.

It's a fix, a set-up, it's rigged.

Thay all knew this bird could sing.

The judges were acting their parts.

(this may come as a culteral shock to some of you, but
most of what you see on TV is acting - it's not real).

Look, let m ...[text shortened]... the time.

Never before in the history of televsion
have so many been conned by so few.

Who's Susan Boyle? If you chopped her up would she be boyleslaw?

Originally posted by greenpawn34
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hold it right there. Everyone Stop.

You do all realise the whole thing is stage managed.

It's a fix, a set-up, it's rigged.

Thay all knew this bird could sing.

The judges were acting their parts.

(this may come as a culteral shock to some of you, but
most of what you see on TV is acting - it's not real).

Look, let m ...[text shortened]... the time.

Never before in the history of televsion
have so many been conned by so few.

Originally posted by greenpawn34
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hold it right there. Everyone Stop.

You do all realise the whole thing is stage managed.

It's a fix, a set-up, it's rigged.

Thay all knew this bird could sing.

The judges were acting their parts.

(this may come as a culteral shock to some of you, but
most of what you see on TV is acting - it's not real).

Look, let m ...[text shortened]... the time.

Never before in the history of televsion
have so many been conned by so few.

Hi

This Amanda Holden (sorry...never heard of her).

She does not sell toothpaste then? 🙁

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Amanda Holden has been a (reasonably) well known actress for many years (and used to have an amazing butt - google her and see what i mean lol) - but definitely fits the "eye candy" part well

My wife tells me the Geordie girl was Cheryl Cole.
who was in some obscure gir'sl band.

(don't know and don't really care).

But that program was the 'X' Factor.

I don't watch much television, it's just white noise.

Mrs GP says that there are now four on the panel
of 'Britains Got Talent' with two bimbo's (good bimbo, bad bimbo?)
the new one is Kelly 'something' and she is an American model.

So who is selling the toothpaste?

Originally posted by greenpawn34
My wife tells me the Geordie girl was Cheryl Cole.
who was in some obscure gir'sl band.

(don't know and don't really care).

But that program was the 'X' Factor.

I don't watch much television, it's just white noise.

Mrs GP says that there are now four on the panel
of 'Britains Got Talent' with two bimbo's (good bimbo, bad bimbo?)
the new o ...[text shortened]... Kelly 'something' and she is an American model.

So who is selling the toothpaste?

Originally posted by greenpawn34
(this may come as a culteral shock to some of you, but
most of what you see on TV is acting - it's not real).