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... Meeting the girlfriend's parents tonight for the first time. Normally I wouldn't panic but my family knows their family and her dad has a reputation for not suffering fools gladly.

Therein lies my problem.

I am one of the biggest fools this man will have ever encountered.

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Originally posted by demonseed
... Meeting the girlfriend's parents tonight for the first time. Normally I wouldn't panic but my family knows their family and her dad has a reputation for not suffering fools gladly.

Therein lies my problem.

I am one of the biggest fools this man will have ever encountered.
Have a few drinks first - it'll relax you.

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Good luck to you. Just remember: if you make her dad happy, she'll be happy!

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Be polite and respectful to him....be courteous...and most of all. relax and be yourself...i am sure your girlfriend is dating you because of who you are so she sees something in you that she likes....

you will do fine~

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Originally posted by demonseed
... Meeting the girlfriend's parents tonight for the first time. Normally I wouldn't panic but my family knows their family and her dad has a reputation for not suffering fools gladly.

Therein lies my problem.

I am one of the biggest fools this man will have ever encountered.
In that case I reccommend going with the foolishness. If you try and act all sensible he'll drop on you like a gang of homosexual inmates kept in solitary confinement for three years. If however you go with plain and obvious foolishness, at least you might fall short of death and instead end up with honesty. This will give you time to convince him or break up with her.

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Haha,

You'll be alright bud. Just find a common topic of conversation and you'll get on fine..

Football or cars would be a good start 😉

Good luck.

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Originally posted by dk3nny
Haha,

You'll be alright bud. Just find a common topic of conversation and you'll get on fine..

Football or cars would be a good start 😉

Good luck.
The guy is a retired farmer.

What I know about farming could be written on a first class stamp.

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Originally posted by demonseed
The guy is a retired farmer.

What I know about farming could be written on a first class stamp.
Know anything about the Gaa?

or failing that, the good ol' favourite irish topic of the weather.
I've been known to talk for well over 15 minutes with taxi drivers on the weather, brilliant for getting out of a tricky conversational situation 🙂

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Give the Mom a hug when you first meet her, grab her @$$ and as you lick her neck, whisper, "I hope you're half as good as your daughter darling."

Actually, take some flowers and/or a bottle of wine. Ask the Dad what he does for a living, get him talking about himself, people love having a captive audience. Under no circumstances let the conversation turn to what you do or think.

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
Good luck to you. Just remember: if you make her dad happy, she'll be happy!

Maybe he should sleep with both of them.

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Originally posted by Redmike
Have a few drinks first - it'll relax you.
I find half a pint of vodka usually wors 😉

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Maybe he should sleep with both of them.
or all of them but no i have never had a problem with this i just be myself and it turns out

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Originally posted by demonseed
... Meeting the girlfriend's parents tonight for the first time. Normally I wouldn't panic but my family knows their family and her dad has a reputation for not suffering fools gladly.

Therein lies my problem.

I am one of the biggest fools this man will have ever encountered.
Speaking here as the father of two lovely daughters - You are soooo screwed .

Seriously - treat his daughter like a lady . If she's happy and treated with respect it won't matter to him whether he likes you or not . He's most concerned with his girl's well being and happiness . If you seem to be taking care of that he'll only growl , but probably won't bite .

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
I find half a pint of vodka usually wors 😉
Bourbon, definately bourbon. Its distinct odor is always a welcome attraction.

You will want to be plenty loose. Just keep thinking, "I'm good looking, intelligent and bullet proof, I'm good looking, intelligent and bullet proof, I'm good looking, intelligent and bullet proof"

This should be your mantra

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Eat lots of food that gives you gas... once you get that outta the way everyone will feel much better.