Originally posted by MontyMoose
The sweetest words you can hear from a wife on Sunday morning: "I know we had some projects scheduled for today, but I'm tired. I'm just going to lay on the couch and read all day. Don't make me feel lazy by doing a lot of work today, ok?"
Sure honey, whatever you say! 😀😛
Ha ha ha.
How to please a woman:
1. Compliment her appearance.
2. Compliment her hair.
3. Compliment her clothes.
4. Tell her every day that you love her.
5. Bring her chocolates.
6. Bring her flowers.
7. Always allow her to win the arguments even if she's wrong.
8. Never make her feel small especially publicly.
9. Provide her with love, shelter, safety, and security.
10. Promote her ideas and her dreams.
How to please a man:
1. Show up naked, bring food and beer. 😛