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  1. New Braunfels, Texas
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    01 Sep '13 15:25
    The sweetest words you can hear from a wife on Sunday morning: "I know we had some projects scheduled for today, but I'm tired. I'm just going to lay on the couch and read all day. Don't make me feel lazy by doing a lot of work today, ok?"

    Sure honey, whatever you say! 😀😛
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    01 Sep '13 15:56
    Would you have dared say the same thing? 🙂
  3. Dublin Ireland
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    01 Sep '13 16:37
    Originally posted by MontyMoose
    The sweetest words you can hear from a wife on Sunday morning: "I know we had some projects scheduled for today, but I'm tired. I'm just going to lay on the couch and read all day. Don't make me feel lazy by doing a lot of work today, ok?"

    Sure honey, whatever you say! 😀😛
    Ha ha ha.

    How to please a woman:

    1. Compliment her appearance.
    2. Compliment her hair.
    3. Compliment her clothes.
    4. Tell her every day that you love her.
    5. Bring her chocolates.
    6. Bring her flowers.
    7. Always allow her to win the arguments even if she's wrong.
    8. Never make her feel small especially publicly.
    9. Provide her with love, shelter, safety, and security.
    10. Promote her ideas and her dreams.


    How to please a man:

    1. Show up naked, bring food and beer. 😛
  4. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    01 Sep '13 18:261 edit
    Originally posted by MontyMoose
    The sweetest words you can hear from a wife on Sunday morning: "I know we had some projects scheduled for today, but I'm tired. I'm just going to lay on the couch and read all day. Don't make me feel lazy by doing a lot of work today, ok?"

    Sure honey, whatever you say! 😀😛
    Nice, Monty. Shame it is that more homes fail to reflect this quality of harmony and comfortable depth of rapport.
    I salute you both: 'More than one but less than two'. Unity by example bodes well for your children.
  5. SubscriberSuzianne
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    01 Sep '13 18:33
    Originally posted by MontyMoose
    The sweetest words you can hear from a wife on Sunday morning: "I know we had some projects scheduled for today, but I'm tired. I'm just going to lay on the couch and read all day. Don't make me feel lazy by doing a lot of work today, ok?"

    Sure honey, whatever you say! 😀😛
    Best to take her out to dinner tonight, or perhaps bring something home, so she doesn't have to stand over a stove, either.
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    01 Sep '13 21:08
    "Hey hun...can I get you another beer?"
  7. Dublin Ireland
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    01 Sep '13 22:38
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    "Hey hun...can I get you another beer?"
    Hi honey I bought you a new iron.


    ( for ironing clothes, not a shootin' iron 😛 )
  8. New Braunfels, Texas
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    02 Sep '13 00:09
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    ...Hi honey I bought you a new iron.


    ( for ironing clothes, not a shootin' iron 😛 ) ...
    Johnny, we live in Texas, there just ain't any other kind! 😛
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