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A MAN got a nasty surpirse whe he tried to get out of his deckchair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valalta beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to normal size. He was freed after he called beach maitenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deckchair in half.
Originally posted by tomtom232sea
A MAN got a nasty surpirse whe he tried to get out of his deckchair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valalta beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool see. When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to normal size. ...[text shortened]... nance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deckchair in half.
Originally posted by tomtom232Nuts!
A MAN got a nasty surpirse whe he tried to get out of his deckchair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valalta beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to normal size. ...[text shortened]... nance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deckchair in half.
Originally posted by tomtom232I'm no medical expert but I thought its only the skin around the testicles that contracts in cold temperatures - the testicles themselves always stay the same size.
A MAN got a nasty surpirse whe he tried to get out of his deckchair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valalta beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to normal size. ...[text shortened]... nance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deckchair in half.
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The post that was quoted here has been removedAfter subsequent testing I can now report that subjecting testicles to a cold environment causes the scrotal sack to retract, no measured changes in testicle size and loss of appetite for everyone who had their lunch in the work fridge (please note: as a consequence of this, the burger-van man's profits have doubled today and in an amazing sense of irony he had a special on meatballs this afternoon).
Thankfully, the work fridge is only half-height (with in-built freezer compartment) so no chair and thrust combinations were need... just a little bending and squatting.
Originally posted by tomtom232Now I know why Ivan was sad.
A MAN got a nasty surpirse whe he tried to get out of his deckchair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valalta beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to normal size. ...[text shortened]... nance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deckchair in half.