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Originally posted by SJ247
Don't forget superglue!
The handy man's secret weapon?? Duct tape!!

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I'm surprised nobody has walked off with mokko's wood chipper yet.

mokko: have they found zak's remains yet?
The wood chipper is bolted to the floor.

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Originally posted by SJ247
And he would have subjected you to the crack.
DAMN! I knew I was forgetting something essential to the job! I forgot all about the crack....I guess I'm not so professional afterall.

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Originally posted by mokko
DAMN! I kne2w I was forgetting something essential to the job! I forgot all about the crack....I guess I'm not so professional afterall.
dont think you will pass on that one Mokko...

it has to be a hairy crack if you are a fully qualified plumber... so you still have a way to go!!😉

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Originally posted by mokko
Well it's 3:15 AM and instead of being sound asleep and dreaming of half nekkid sexy man slaves I'm swimming in my basement full of water. 🙁

The pressure relief valve is spewing boiling hot water everywhere! I've moved aything can might get damaged and threw every blanket I own down there to sop up most of the mess.

It's stopped for the moment but who ...[text shortened]... in my life I'm thinking having a man around the house might not always be a bad thing. 😕
my bedroom is flooded?

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Originally posted by mokko
DAMN! I kne2w I was forgetting something essential to the job! I forgot all about the crack....I guess I'm not so professional afterall.
Best to stay an amateur in that regard I think, at least while you're plumbing anyway.

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Originally posted by SJ247
And he would have subjected you to the crack.
The proper term is "Plummer's Cleavage."

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Originally posted by emswimmer
i want 2 swim! i'm good at it & i haven't swam in 2 months! i wanna swim!!!!!! who has a pool?😀😉😏😵😵😵🙄😞
depends on your location.
like in the adverts....

fIND ONE IN A LOCATION NEAR YOU!!!

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Originally posted by mokko
The wood chipper is bolted to the floor.
You use your wood chipper indoors? To mulch wood or just men? 😕

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Originally posted by RookRAK
You use your wood chipper indoors? To mulch wood or just men? 😕
You don't remember the movie 'fargo'?
Hey mo, good job! My wife always says she should have been an engineer!

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Originally posted by mokko
Butter knife is an essential in every tool box! Also a bottle of nail polish......don't knock it.
My sister uses nail polish when she makes oboe reeds. I don't know of any other meaningful use of it.

Do you have any vices?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
My sister uses nail polish when she makes oboe reeds. I don't know of any other meaningful use of it.

Do you have any vices?
Fingernail polish is acetone based.It is useful and often recommended by some manufactures as a sealant for fuel connections or exterior seals ,such as carb. welsh plugs.

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Originally posted by Nordlys


Do you have any vices?[/b]
I have some clothespins.

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Originally posted by Zelinda
depends on your location.
like in the adverts....

fIND ONE IN A LOCATION NEAR YOU!!!
oooooook that doesn't help me much!

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Originally posted by emswimmer
oooooook that doesn't help me much!
You want to swim, but finding a local pool doesn't help you much... 🙄