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Tacky wedding reception or just bout right.

Tacky wedding reception or just bout right.

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My ol lady reminded me of my buddies wedding some years back the other day. It was the typical affair. It was at a VFW as is pretty common in my neck of the woods. I remember it like yesterday. The dark brownish green paneling on the walls and the rough hewn trim around all of the doors and such.
We were finishing up the ham and dinner roll banquet from the buffet, which besides the regular fair, it had seven kinds of jell-O, some with cottage cheese in it?! Go figgir?
We were having a few mixed drinks from the bottle my wife brought in in her purse, when out of the bathroom came a woman running yellin that the toilets were overflowing....yep here came the water seepin out under the door. This caused quite a stir in the place as you can imagine; when suddenly the chef come pushin through the double doors of the kitchen, smoke held firmly in his pursed lips and plunger grasped firmly in hand. This man trudged through the crowd of guest and into the bathroom. Ten minutes went by and out he came, trudging along hating the world pushin aside the double doors.

Besides the jell-O what is wrong with this picture?


RTh

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
My ol lady reminded me of my buddies wedding some years back the other day. It was the typical affair. It was at a VFW as is pretty common in my neck of the woods. I remember it like yesterday. The dark brownish green paneling on the walls and the rough hewn trim around all of the doors and such.
We were finishing up the ham and dinner roll ba ...[text shortened]... pushin aside the double doors.

Besides the jell-O what is wrong with this picture?


RTh
Actually, the jello may be the only thing right with this story......

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A smoking cook or a cook who smokes?

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
A smoking cook or a cook who smokes?

For a second, I didn't read "cook", I read something different. Hence the confusion in my dirty mind. 😲

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